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In dramatic terms, isn’t it time you started dating one of your Muslim neighbours?
I’m really surprised you allowed her to move in in the first place. I wouldn’t have thought it would go well. Why did you open yourself to this kind of unpleasantness? It’s too bad you’re such an irresistible animal. You brute. I question your having an open-door policy for her. It’s going to make it far more difficult to break away.
Don’t be such an eye-color snob.
“welcome to turn up unannounced any time in the future” - i was tracking until you added this. That seems to be an open invitation to stalking! Agree that she’ll be round again.
Your description of the Italian Looking Woman made me laugh!
Organ-grinder:
I’ve had my fingers in a few pies over the years but mixing it with the Muslims, as attractive and liberal as next door’s daughters appear to be, would be to wade into a difficult mire for which no amount of ecstatic miscegenation could compensate. It’s difficult enough having a half-Welsh quarter-Ukrainian bird to deal with.
Exile:
The thing is, I was a bit desperate for cash at the time she suggested it so I do have a slight eye towards my bank balance, which struggles into the black on a few good days a year.
daisyfae:
Yes, she’ll be around. I don’t mind if it’s just to do the things we enjoy – like dancing, mainly, and above all. We must not have sex ever again though.
Italian Looking Woman is blessed with a fabulous figure, which is as attractive as her lack of imagination and subtlety isn’t. She’ll just get fucked by someone without a real interest in her or feeling for her, not that I have any recent experience of exploiting a woman in such a way.
Well not surprised to read about you and T but sad none the less - although I get your position on it it is a big shame that you can’t meet someone suitable to you both
She is absolutely not girlfriend material. Not in a million years.
She is so inexperienced in the ways of lurve that she has invested far too much in me, when if she’d had more lovers, she’d be better able to see that we are not suited for each other romantically.
“Oh how I wish I could live in Kirsty’s part of Lancaster, where you can feel more liberal and tolerant towards Muslims because you don’t have to live with their sense of social boundaries.”
I agree that the most liberal people are those who can afford NOT to live in areas popular with immigrants. I lived in the most Muslim part of Leicester for almost two years and it was a very weird, alienating experience. I don’t want to sound UKIPy but it is entirely different experiencing multiculturalism as an abstract concept on telly, than every time you walk outside your front door.
Yes. What has happened down my street in the last 50 years (when Mr Ahmed père moved here to work in the weaving factory down the road) is that every house that comes up for sale is snapped up as a cash purchase by one of the local Muslim families. Little by little, the white population diminishes, and the street becomes a place in which the mores of 50s Muslim Punjab are exported to 21st century Lancaster. Ahmed pére still doesn’t speak more than two or three words of English, and the women have a strict “No Talking to Kaffirs” policy.
I hear the chattering classes’ trope of how much they like multiculturalism. None of the social workers, university lecturers and architects from whom I hear that, actually lives amongst Muslims.
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