Archives for: "July 2012"
From behind
A bit of a disjointed this one. A quick wang on the accelerant to make me fit for tonight's soirée at the house of The Girl Who Only Wears Secondhand Clothes. more »
I like my children
It might sound an obvious thing for a man to say, but in my case it took several years to like being part of a family. It took leaving Kirsty, who is a lovely, attractive, witty, clever, well-dressed, pisstaking woman. more »
I give a glamour model a flapjack
I went to do my volunteer reception work at Really Late. I was sitting in with someone I hadn't met before. She looked like a girl from a 70s pop magazine. more »
Afternoon tea
A woman who takes you to London deserves a nice tea.I burnt out my mixer on the frozen fruit for the Summer Pudding (fortunately right at the end), and in changing the sponges round in the oven I jerked one off the shelf and it all fell onto the flames. more »
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