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In my underwear, I am surrounded by firemen
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We’ve all got that voice. It’s called a conscience, not schizophrenia. Dopy cow.
Of course we do. We *need* that voice.
Actually Colombia isn’t that bad anymore to tell you the truth, i was just reading about some places there that are great to move to, beautiful and safe and cheap, so don’t rule it out yet, if it was in the US i’d say steer clear cuz this place if fucking batshit, Columbia? not so much anymore…
I don’t think it’s the safest place in the world. Some highlights from the Foreign and Commonwealth Office’s advice to travellers to Colombia.
“The Colombian Government and the National Liberation Army (ELN) hve announced a temporary ceasefire from 1 October 2017 to 9 January 2018. Violence may continue and armed groups remain active in Colombia. Great! The ceasefire ends the week I arrive!
UK health authorities have classified Colombia as having a risk of Zika virus transmission.
Main roads are generally safe within daylight hours.
Terrorists are very likely to try to carry out attacks in Colombia.”
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Despite all that, I wouldn’t go to America while the gun laws are as they are.
On the bright side- as long as you’re not a pregnant woman Zika is a non-factor, and who knows maybe they’ll extend the ceasefire lol!!!
Of course the gear is probably cheap and uncut meaning fantastico!!! the cerveza is dirt cheap and Colombian women are gorgeous…
And you’re right, i wouldn’t go to the US either with our maniacal gun laws, it tells you something that i’d rather be in Colombia than here, we have terrorists everywhere, mainly white males with concealed weapon permits suffering from hegemonic white butt-hurt… and our roads aren’t even safe during the day, see above, if you accidentally piss one of those clowns off while driving you could get shot… in broad daylight.
I think I’ll be ok – I’m not going to go looking for trouble and I’ve talked myself out of hundreds of iffy situations in the past.
I’m not really into coke – it makes me feel not myself, too big and manly and over-confident, whereas phet heightens only those characteristics I already possess. I’ll miss it! :)
What the hell is the Rug Squad?! God, you kill me. She didn’t fall for that bit about the weather, did she?
But if you’re tested you might get some meds. You like meds, right?
“What the hell is the Rug Squad?!” Try adding a ‘d’ somewhere.
And yes, the landlady did believe that it was the weather’s fault. It’s been a bit stormy here lately and the clasp was almost off with rust anyway.
They haven’t mentioned a drug test. “Meds"? My turn to be a bit confused. I don’t take any legal medicines apart from antihistamines and various creams to arrest my eczema’s poorly disguised long term plan to take over my limbs and hands completely.
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