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You have a dog!!!
Having a dog IS a full time job as you will discover. Take care of him.
And I reckon there are other ways of getting to flounce around in a courtroom!!
Sx
No, no! I’m far too selfish to take on a dog. Hayley’s the dog owner.
I’ve had some experience of courtrooms, but I thought I’d have a bash at changing sides.
I’ve promised various people that you were going to be a court usher & would have considered it myself.
Yeah — it’s a bastard, one of the very few jobs I’ve applied for recently that I wouldn’t have minded doing, especially for the 20K consideration. Never mind, onwards and sideways.
Please write something. I’ve broken two toes tripping on the barrel organ while trying to whack a criminal & am desperate for low amusement.
Can I publish you if your other deals aren’t progressing? I sold two pots of jam and a kazoo today.
Two broken toes? That’ll be fun, what with a meandering young child too. What did the cad try to do?
Well, don’t get too excited, but the next shovel load of verbiage onto this ever more voluminous fardel will be here within the hour.
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