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The Bus Stop of Sex
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The woman does not know what she is missing! And the early bus thing is no excuse, does she not know you actually specialise in bus-stop based liaisons, so waiting for the last scheduled service across the border becomes possibly the most exciting part of the evening? You need to update your profile to reflect this niche offer, they will be queuing across the valleys!
Jonathan – you’ve got it. What woman wouldn’t want to be held all a-tremble as she waits for the last and unreliable bus to Chepstow?
Ah brilliant as usual my good man… and next time the fucking twit Harry needs boner pills triple the price and tell him it’s getting harder to come by… you can giggle at the double entendre ;) and thank me for my business acumen, lol!
He’s fucking me about. I got 4 for 12 so I’ve told him it’s 30, but now Hayley tells me that they’ve got some themselves! I am getting shafted here (and there’s a double entendre to match yours!) :)
What a wanker!! Holy Pun!! Hold onto those pills cuz eventually he’ll lose his connection and then he’ll be begging for the things, at which point the price goes up to 25 quid per pop, you can smile as you take his money and say “fuck you very much Harry.”
It’s not cricket is it! Far worse than losing 12 quid (God I’ve lost a lot more than that over the years) is the disrespect they’ve shown me. I’m going to take it up with Harry today because you shouldn’t welsh like that. It’s the principle.
Blimey!
I will be peering at people at bus stops forever more.
Sounds like the recent humidity ramped up the hormones.
Sx
There’s a documentary or an academic study waiting to be made about bus stop fondling.
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