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looby [Member] in response to: All at sea

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 06:04:48 +0000

Nursey - I never knew you were familiar with the Bitter Suite! Great lingerie, great taste in pubs. Shame you’re on the other side of the world :)

Furtheron - now that would have been a great idea for a first date.

Isabelle - Isn’t it great? It samples a Barry White song (Ecstasy… I think) quite heavily in the chords but it’s still genius. And yes, a beach in the Autumn drizzle is great (although “drizzle” is a four season feature of life here in Lancashire). But a shopping centre is just miserable.

isabelle [Visitor] in response to: All at sea

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 14:40:35 +0000

A lucky escape I reckon and dunes and sea and statues any day over a grim town center especially in this cold drizzly weather. There’s something lovely about the sea when it’s coming autumn I think.
( Oh, and thanks for reminding me of the Le Spank song ! )

furtheron [Visitor] in response to: All at sea

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 11:31:00 +0000

Shit - even North End have an away fixture so a cup of Bovil and a crappy League One fixture can’t be the highlight of the day either

nursemyra [Visitor] in response to: All at sea

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 10:41:56 +0000

If you’re going to the Bitter Suite you’d better go on a Tuesday for the pies with peas and gravy

looby [Member] in response to: All at sea

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 07:47:21 +0000

She elucidated a bit yesterday afternoon. She had to take her mum to Anchor, whatever Anchor is. I thought it was butter but that wouldn’t make sense. Or maybe her mum lives in the artificial lake in Southport and has a tendency to drift about a bit.

Anyway, you’ve got to have serious doubts about a woman who would choose, of her own volition, to go to Preston.

It doesn’t matter, I’ve got my eye on someone else now. I’ve told her I’ll buy her a pie. I know how to make a woman feel special.

TwistedScottishBastard [Visitor] in response to: All at sea

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 07:27:40 +0000

Oops, is Crosby that much different from Corby?

To be fair, “Family Stuff” could be anything between

“You’re a sad wanker and this is an excuse”

“Uncle Ronald has just blown up the Post Office and half the town because he thought they were all Aliens, and he has my Mum with a shotgun jammed up her arse as a hostage”

Find out.
You’ll feel guilty if you don’t

This may be a wasted oportunity.
It only costs a phone call.

looby [Member] in response to: All at sea

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 22:19:43 +0000

Hello Twisted, nice to see you.

Corby? Hang on, that’s a depressed ex steelworking town in Northamptonshire. I think it won some sort of award for the least desirable town in the UK to live in, at some point.

Never mind, it doesn’t matter - basically she’s saying “The prospect of meeting you isn’t important enough for me".

TwistedScottishBastard [Visitor] in response to: All at sea

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 21:15:06 +0000

Is there all that much difference between Corby and Preston?

From what I remember, they’re both shitholes.

Actually the only place worse is probably Hartlepool, or possibly Kelty in Fife.

Shame about Donna, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, except being slapped down by an uncaring bitch.

Isn’t life fun?