Gay Nazi Sex Vicar in Schoolgirl Vice Knickers Disco Lawnmower Shock! - Latest Comments on Sumptuous Bag of Christmas https://loobynet.co.uk/?disp=comments en-GB http://backend.userland.com/rss 60 nursemyra [Visitor] in response to: Sumptuous Bag of Christmas Sun, 18 Dec 2011 16:33:52 +0000 nursemyra [Visitor] c613@https://loobynet.co.uk/ <p>I had a strange man pinch my bottom once in similar circumstances. I rather liked it.</p> I had a strange man pinch my bottom once in similar circumstances. I rather liked it.

]]> https://loobynet.co.uk/2011/12/14/sumptuous-bag-of-christmas#c613 looby [Member] in response to: Sumptuous Bag of Christmas Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:35:00 +0000 [Member] c609@https://loobynet.co.uk/ <p>TSB: I don&#8217;t know what you mean. All I was talking about was the central heating. I was trying to get it a bit higher than it normally goes so I gave it a tug, when all of a sudden it went everywhere, all over the carpet. What a mess.</p> <p>DF: he he :) Can&#8217;t be having a man whose elastic fails ten minutes before the vicar comes round.</p> TSB: I don’t know what you mean. All I was talking about was the central heating. I was trying to get it a bit higher than it normally goes so I gave it a tug, when all of a sudden it went everywhere, all over the carpet. What a mess.

DF: he he :) Can’t be having a man whose elastic fails ten minutes before the vicar comes round.

]]> https://loobynet.co.uk/2011/12/14/sumptuous-bag-of-christmas#c609 admin [Member] in response to: Sumptuous Bag of Christmas Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:45:06 +0000 [Member] c608@https://loobynet.co.uk/ <p>&#8220;trouser-related farce"&#8230;. i&#8217;ve met him. we dated. briefly.</p> “trouser-related farce"…. i’ve met him. we dated. briefly.

]]> https://loobynet.co.uk/2011/12/14/sumptuous-bag-of-christmas#c608 TwistedScottishBastard [Visitor] in response to: Sumptuous Bag of Christmas Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:45:18 +0000 TwistedScottishBastard [Visitor] c607@https://loobynet.co.uk/ <p><i>&#8220;The last time I did that I pulled it too hard and it came off in my hand.&#8221;</i><br /> Oh you onanistic double entendric you. It&#8217;s just too much for words, and I&#8217;m not too sure about your meaning. Come again?</p> “The last time I did that I pulled it too hard and it came off in my hand.”
Oh you onanistic double entendric you. It’s just too much for words, and I’m not too sure about your meaning. Come again?

]]> https://loobynet.co.uk/2011/12/14/sumptuous-bag-of-christmas#c607 looby [Visitor] in response to: Sumptuous Bag of Christmas Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:49:04 +0000 looby [Visitor] c606@https://loobynet.co.uk/ <p>I&#8217;ve just had a close look at my knob and it only goes up to three. All the same, I don&#8217;t think Mary-Ann should try to yank it too much beyond that. The last time I did that I pulled it too hard and it came off in my hand.</p> I’ve just had a close look at my knob and it only goes up to three. All the same, I don’t think Mary-Ann should try to yank it too much beyond that. The last time I did that I pulled it too hard and it came off in my hand.

]]> https://loobynet.co.uk/2011/12/14/sumptuous-bag-of-christmas#c606 TwistedScottishBastard [Visitor] in response to: Sumptuous Bag of Christmas Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:24:22 +0000 TwistedScottishBastard [Visitor] c605@https://loobynet.co.uk/ <p>At least you&#8217;ve got central heating. The kiwis are still waking up to that rather alien (to them) concept. They strongly believe in your &#8220;correct&#8217; methodology i.e. lots of wooly jumpers (and I don&#8217;t refer to cuddling up with the sheep. We leave that to the Aussies.)</p> <p>What Mary-Ann does with your knob is your business, but how far up will it go? Don&#8217;t get delusions of grandeur.</p> <p>A pole dancer?<br /> I&#8217;m surprised you didn&#8217;t get straight in with an offer of giving her a pole to polish.</p> <p>As to the innapropriate pinching of the bum of a complete stranger; I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re still able to stand upright. If you did that in Glasgow you&#8217;d be horizontal (and bleeding) in less than 2 seconds.<br /> <br /></p> At least you’ve got central heating. The kiwis are still waking up to that rather alien (to them) concept. They strongly believe in your “correct’ methodology i.e. lots of wooly jumpers (and I don’t refer to cuddling up with the sheep. We leave that to the Aussies.)

What Mary-Ann does with your knob is your business, but how far up will it go? Don’t get delusions of grandeur.

A pole dancer?
I’m surprised you didn’t get straight in with an offer of giving her a pole to polish.

As to the innapropriate pinching of the bum of a complete stranger; I’m glad you’re still able to stand upright. If you did that in Glasgow you’d be horizontal (and bleeding) in less than 2 seconds.

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