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looby [Member] in response to: On the wire

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:47:18 +0000

J: Just the name “Procurator Fiscal” sounds a bit scary.

UB: I’ll put the photos and other details on when I’ve done it successfully–otherwise I’m looking even more sillier than I felt when I was apprehended.

F: I was just struck by the name. Don’t often come across people called Eel.

furtheron [Visitor] in response to: On the wire

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:23:27 +0000

Is a PCLO allowed to sign something pp the Chief? Just thinking on a matter of protocol and all that…

The Unbearable Banishment [Visitor] in response to: On the wire

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 10:03:51 +0000

When I was a kid I was occasionally cautioned about not tarnishing my “permanent record.” I had no idea what they were talking about but I suppose this qualifies. Mystery solved.

More details about the art installation, please. Photos would help. Here in the U.S.A., the don’t write warnings for that. They issue grants.

Jonathan [Visitor] in response to: On the wire

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 20:13:22 +0000

I think plain English is often overrated myself and quite like the restrained but still forceful tones of the standard Scottish ‘let you off’ letter there, much more than I like the language used by those uncouth Lancastrian bailiffs we’ve been reading about. I absolutly wouldn’t be messing with that Procurator Fiscal though, I bet he’s a right hard bastard.

looby [Member] in response to: On the wire

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 01:35:04 +0000

It’s a rather circumlocutionary way of telling me they can’t be arsed with pressing a trespass charge when the rest of the city is going hammmer and tongs at each other with Glasgow’s fuel of sectarianism and alcohol.

Homer [Visitor] in response to: On the wire

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 10:49:20 +0000

I do not believe that letter would have been approved by the Plain English campaign.

looby [Member] in response to: On the wire

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 07:50:14 +0000

Yes–I can only say that I was treated civilly at all times by the police. And the chilli con carne that came through the cell door at 5pm ish wasn’t too bad. Tea was white with sugar but you can’t really ask for Darjeeling Orange Pekoe with lemon in a Glasgow police station.

admin [Member] in response to: On the wire

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 02:50:52 +0000

so very polite! remarkable, really. here in the US of A? it would have read - “we’re busy. you fucking lucked out. not pressing charges - just watch your arse, fella, okay?”