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looby [Member] in response to: I like your crust

Mon, 08 Jul 2013 18:23:45 +0000

And she’s admitted herself she plays WoW, which is a fatal exception.

Homer [Visitor] in response to: I like your crust

Mon, 08 Jul 2013 17:38:23 +0000

I think that’s for the best. “Laura” sounds about 19, and I can’t see you as a cradle-snatcher.

looby [Member] in response to: I like your crust

Sun, 07 Jul 2013 11:18:14 +0000

Ha ha, well I should have had her round yesterday then because for lunch I made spinach, kohlrabi and raisin rosti. All organic veg too.

But my usual fluent ability to talk to strange women has deserted me on this occasion.

Jonathan [Visitor] in response to: I like your crust

Fri, 05 Jul 2013 20:54:05 +0000

It’s as flirty as all hell Looby and clearly demands or indeed craves a reply, crucially containing a frank and outright invitation to partake in the Lancaster macrame belt equivalent of world of warcraft and bought-in pizza, whatever that is… homemade lasagne and an early Almodovar box set, perhaps? Dress code for this evening of continental bliss: no black tie but black tee shirts compulsory (except for you of course; I would strongly advise you not to wear a black tee shirt in public at any time, day or night).

looby [Member] in response to: I like your crust

Wed, 03 Jul 2013 08:37:50 +0000

EoPS: Excellent! I wouldn’t dreams of making even the slightest claim to being in Hitchens’s league in anything that matters, but much of my MA dissertation was written when under the influence, including a section about which my supervisor commented “…And for some reason, it starts to flow a lot better here.”
“Yes, that’s cos I was pissed,” I didn’t say.

F: If you can’t locate your flies, then I think probably it’s a good job you’ve packed the drink in :)

NC: I’ve started and deleted three or four versions of it. I can’t seem quite find that place between flirty back but understated too.

nuttycow [Visitor] in response to: I like your crust

Wed, 03 Jul 2013 07:05:08 +0000

Flirty.

Did you follow up on it?

furtheron [Visitor] in response to: I like your crust

Tue, 02 Jul 2013 08:46:34 +0000

Yep flirty… in a geeky way ;-)

Oh that scene with the woman, reverse roles, i.e. me staggering about talking shite, unable to locate phone, flies, money etc. and my wife pulling up with “here I go again” by Whitesnake on the CD player - she did that on purpose I’m sure…

Oh to be sober and not have to repeat that on a weekly/daily/hourly basis.

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: I like your crust

Mon, 01 Jul 2013 10:16:14 +0000

An awful affair, all the way around. It’s really hard to get Pimm’s out here. A pity. I love the stuff. Is that girly of me? I can’t get falling-down drunk. I pass out stone cold before I get to that stage. No fun.

This from a piece written by Christopher Buckley in yesterday’s New York Times:

I mentioned Christopher Hitchens a moment ago. He and I once had a weekday lunch that began at 1 p.m. and ended at 11:30 p.m. I spent the next three weeks begging to be euthanized; he went home and wrote a dissertation on Orwell. Christopher himself was a muse of booze, though dipsography and fancy cocktails were not his thing. Christopher was a straightforward whiskey and martini man. In his memoir, “Hitch-22,” he made a solid case for liquidity.

“Alcohol makes other people less tedious,” he writes, “and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or writing.”

Christ, I love flirty. It’ll never get old.