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twisted scottish bastard [Visitor] in response to: Deflation

Fri, 06 Sep 2013 07:57:46 +0000

Homer: Plese stop…you are exciting an older man’s fantasies.

colours?

looby [Member] in response to: Deflation

Sat, 31 Aug 2013 07:59:27 +0000

J–Aw, I am honoured, but it’s just an old joke that came to mind.

DF–"Boning wire” – is that what’s it’s called? :)

admin [Member] in response to: Deflation

Sat, 31 Aug 2013 02:09:01 +0000

ahh, the underwire unleashed! glad you survived without losing an eye! had the boning wire on a corset blow out once at a rather inopportune moment… he wasn’t quite so lucky. fortunately, it didn’t require a trip to A&E…

Jonathan [Visitor] in response to: Deflation

Fri, 30 Aug 2013 22:45:19 +0000

That Dordogne line is quite priceless… Cheeky Les Dawsonesque end of the pier knockabout meets the arch and knowing repartee of the Lancaster Macrame Belt… you are possibly the only man writing in the English language today who could carry it off…

Homer [Visitor] in response to: Deflation

Fri, 30 Aug 2013 16:46:50 +0000

TSB: every bra I possess is underwired. Soft cup bras (as the wireless variety are known) are for little girls and old women.

looby [Member] in response to: Deflation

Fri, 30 Aug 2013 10:49:21 +0000

I’m not sure I can bring much charm to an interview. I can either try honesty, which would be something like “I’m in the mire and I just need something fairly undemanding and local to bail me out for a while. Don’t think I’ll be staying"; or the Newspeak version, about wanting to contribute to the life of the school in a positive way which builds on my past exper…. drone drone bore waffle.

I suppose it’s a question of turning the honest version round to something that might sound more attractive to an employer.

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: Deflation

Fri, 30 Aug 2013 10:05:06 +0000

If you’re going to lose an eye, this is probably the best way to go about it.

Why don’t you just use your charm during the interview? Cast a spell on their empty, administrative heads.

looby [Member] in response to: Deflation

Thu, 29 Aug 2013 21:59:53 +0000

“Intimately familiar” with the admin staff? I do hope you haven’t been getting over-excited with Doreen as she fumbles with her new box of marker pens.

Thank you–I could do it with one hand tied behind my back. And given that it’s in a 6th form college that might be a sensible approach to the job.

The erect prong that sprang up in front of Trina’s cleavage looked a bit like that stretchy curtain wire that people use for net curtains. I just hope this incident doesn’t create a precedent and provoke Benny Hill-type giggling next time I start manhandling Trina’s bosoms.

I bought this new bed from France the other day but had to get them to take it back. Every time I lay down on it, it went “Dor-dogne".