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looby [Member] in response to: Treat yourself

Sat, 28 Sep 2013 12:34:03 +0000

Thanks Isabelle – another new name to me, most entertaining.

isabelle [Visitor] in response to: Treat yourself

Sat, 28 Sep 2013 11:45:00 +0000

You’re incorrigible !

(after you mentioned Richard Cheese ages ago, I’ve kept meaning to say check out Adam Green….. I think you’d appreciate his sentiments)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0rphN5jIDY

looby [Member] in response to: Treat yourself

Fri, 27 Sep 2013 20:56:27 +0000

CF: What a coincidence, you being from Drumchapel. And there you go–QED–she’s from Nicaragua and her husband is from Clydebank.

DF and Isabelle: I’m sure I’ve mentioned at some point that at one point Isabelle walked into a pub I was working in and asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one.

Homer: I don’t like Northern Soul so I didn’t watch that programme, and I haven’t got a telly so it’d mean a bit of an effort to do so. It’s more the housey end of Soul that I like. I have an intellectual respect for Northern Soul but I don’t like it as a music I cuold dance to or enjoy.

About the programme—I haven’t seen it, but Northern Soul seems often to be treated like a specimen in a cabinet, for the vicarious pleasure of dispassionate outsiders who are jealous of what they see as a more sensual life they imagine themsevelves capable of, just as black people’s musical and individual lives are sometimes seen.

SB: I can’t remember how my previous IKEA sofa snapped but I imagine it’s because I’m getting to the age where I make loud exhlation noises when I plonk myself heavily down on the settee.

smallbeds [Visitor] in response to: Treat yourself

Fri, 27 Sep 2013 19:12:38 +0000

“simply snapped in the middle”

I did that once to my parents’ incredibly expensive leather sofa. After falling into it during a particularly drunken party, it had an obvious kink half-way along its back.

I just brazened it out: “how did… how did that get there?” I think because they had got this idea that it was one of my friends - who they decided were keeping me on the rails - who had done it, they eventually relented and just got it fixed.

I’m not proud. It just sprang to mind. For these and all my other sins, which I cannot now remember etc.

isabelle [Visitor] in response to: Treat yourself

Thu, 26 Sep 2013 13:55:00 +0000

daisyfae, looby is the king of the double entendre !

Homer [Visitor] in response to: Treat yourself

Thu, 26 Sep 2013 11:25:16 +0000

Did you see the BBC2 thing about Northern soul last night? I kept watching, half expecting to see you busting a move.

admin [Member] in response to: Treat yourself

Thu, 26 Sep 2013 02:09:20 +0000

talk about muddled in translation – “I’ve had a good sweaty afternoon’s humping with Ned, the new lodger.” Most coarsely used meaning of “humping” here would imply you’re getting along quite nicely with the new fella…

Chef Files [Visitor] in response to: Treat yourself

Wed, 25 Sep 2013 15:48:21 +0000

Drumchapel, the place of my childhood, now inhabited by every nationality under the sun. The oul fella and the granda would both be spinning in their graves if they knew.

What I wouldn’t do to go back in time to the mid 70’s and freeze time forever.