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looby [Member] in response to: The axe

Wed, 13 Nov 2013 19:10:55 +0000

Oh Leni–how I wish you were serious about renting the spare room!

I feel the same about Lancaster, Chef, and even mild humorous rebukes on my use of local phrases and terms from my Cornish lodgers rouse my hackles. It’s only worth debating with people who are bright enough to have a decent argument with: that’s why I answered back to you.

Right–off back home to look in the cellar for an old keyboard that could be pressed into service till the replacement arrives.

Chef [Visitor] in response to: The axe

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 17:12:11 +0000

Ah Looby. How easily my hackles are raised in defence of my beloved Glasgow. These days I am a quiet man, I mostly tend to let wide of the mark insults go over my head.

Mostly…

See how the leaf twists and turns in the wind, its veins reddened with the death of the summers term. The wind does blow, the branch does shake, but nature knows that the leaf will never fall very far from the tree.

Chef [Visitor] in response to: The axe

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 16:59:34 +0000

I must admit that my first reaction was to mock ‘Homer’ in regard to his lack of vision in misreading my original comment. However, ‘Homer’ as it turns out, is not as I first thought, an ageing, latent homosexual Englishman with a penchant for standing too close to school children in the cinema queue on a Saturday morning.

I will admit that the Morrisons inclusion did sway me in that direction at first. I was about to remind the gentleman that the last time an Englishman taunted a Scotsman with the word “defy” it ended rather badly. The city of York was sacked, many English people were angry about having to have their heads sewn back on etc, etc, etc.

However, ‘Homer’ has turned out to be a rather polite and interesting young lady indeed. So, to reply to her leading question about racism and possible hints?

No… you did nothing to upset me. Yet.

Leni Qinan [Visitor] in response to: The axe

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 16:55:43 +0000

Very enjoyable tournament, gentlement! You can now put your virtual swords back in their place and settle your differences with beer and grapefruit juice.

Oh, btw: I’m SW European. Does that mean I’m eligible for the rental thing?

looby [Member] in response to: The axe

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 13:41:33 +0000

I didn’t think the sites matched up somehow! You are every single little atomic bit as welcome here as The Other One.

Jo [Visitor] in response to: The axe

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 12:30:36 +0000

Hi, No I’m not that Jo.

looby [Member] in response to: The axe

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 12:11:59 +0000

Exile–thanks for reminding me of PDEWYMO. Think I must have lost her in the transfer from .com to .co.uk but put her back on the shelf now.

‘tas been quite amusing hasn’t it? I certainly do my dressing gown up a bit tighter now.

Edit: Actually, let’s be sociable.
Please Don’t Eat With Your Mouth Open
Chef Files
Also, 63mago and his connections.

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: The axe

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 12:06:26 +0000

Best comment thread I’ve seen in a while. I’m sympathetic. I’ve been fired twice. It’s the worst feeling in the world. Like the floor gave out from under you.

Jo from Please Don’t…>? That Jo? Nice to see you, dear.