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looby [Member] in response to: Shrimps 1 Iron 1

Tue, 22 Apr 2014 18:04:15 +0000

No, she’s childless. The money’s hers. I can’t get my head around why she hasn’t offered Simon the possibility of giving up earning 13, 14 K as a driving instructor. He can refuse it, but she could offer it.

I’d leave the rest of the money (after having done the things I said) in trust for the girls, so that I couldn’t spend it all on drugs.

Re the readership – it’s quality not quantity. And if the blogs you read are shit, why read them? I’ve deleted a blog from my blogroll recently because it’s not interesting enough to me. Pictures of cakes on vintage teaplates; days described, without much detail, as “wonderful".

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: Shrimps 1 Iron 1

Tue, 22 Apr 2014 09:51:32 +0000

I remember an album by Squeeze called argy-bargy but didn’t think the word was actually a part of the lexicon. Why was I born in this unimaginative country? WHY!?

Does she have any kids? Because that money would be for them; not Simon. Do you suppose you’d burn through that money? Would you make it last? Money is freedom, sweet freedom.

Another fascinating post. I read so many shit blogs that have a larger readership. It isn’t fair.

looby [Member] in response to: Shrimps 1 Iron 1

Mon, 21 Apr 2014 11:43:11 +0000

Oh Lord – I’m not sure how much patience I’d have with that kind of mumbo-jumbo. When my friend gets in that rut, he can fill any amount of time on the same topic of gloom, so like you, I have to invent ways of escaping. I do feel for him, but he need to start looking forward, not backwards.

900K? Pay Kirsty’s mortgage and all her debts off. Buy my mum and dad a house (they’ve never owned property). Buy a couple of flats and rent them out. Move out of this street. Keep the rest in trust for my girls. And then, basically, carry on much the same as I am.

admin [Member] in response to: Shrimps 1 Iron 1

Mon, 21 Apr 2014 00:20:24 +0000

i know this feeling… my colleague, who lost his 17 year old son to suicide 3 years ago, has now been chasing psychics to contact his dead child, as well as seeking training so he can talk directly with the dead child. i listen politely, and still make it a point to check in with him regularly, but my attempts to re-direct the conversation into what lies ahead, other things going on with his two living children, and i’m quickly taken back to the underworld…. so i limit time with him…

how would you handle 900K?

looby [Member] in response to: Shrimps 1 Iron 1

Sun, 20 Apr 2014 09:25:10 +0000

T: Yes, I soon found that out. It’s amazing how habituated one is to slo-mo. At the first goalmouth scramble, I was almost expecting the players to re-enact it for me at half speed.

TSB: He’s OK, most of the time, but three years on from this accident, I am getting a little tired of hearing about it–at such length, anyway.

Tony: I’m sure the Bellringer, is it – will help! Btw, the chap that runs the Langdales Soulful Dance nights was at that 6-4 thriller at Wolves.

Tony [Visitor] in response to: Shrimps 1 Iron 1

Sun, 20 Apr 2014 07:14:48 +0000

Sounds a better game than what my boys turned out yesterday but at least we won 3-0 to stave off relegation for another season.
Away trip to Bath tomorrow where it won’t be so important if the footballs crap, if you get my drift :-)

Twisted Scottish bastard [Visitor] in response to: Shrimps 1 Iron 1

Sun, 20 Apr 2014 04:29:58 +0000

Strange, I thought you would have hated the soccer match.

I know it’s heartless, but Liv sounds like she got of easily…imagine being married to the wanker.

monkeyman [Member] in response to: Shrimps 1 Iron 1

Sat, 19 Apr 2014 21:30:00 +0000

Last year someone took me to see Barça at home in the Champignon’s. There was no alcohol to be had anywhere, which was initially quite distressing but actually came in handy because there were no slowmo replays either, so you needed to concentrate. I suppose. Though I have been very drunk at football matches and seen everything, and more.