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looby [Member] in response to: On the job

Mon, 05 May 2014 22:11:37 +0000

Let’s just see where all that honesty in your profile gets you.

It gets me a date with a woman who’s prepared to fly from London to Glasgow to meet me! (It bothers me more that she’s not going by train). She read it and sent me a text saying that she liked the whole paragraph, which is

I really don’t think I’m relationship material. I don’t want to think about everything all the time. I just want to go out dancing, have a natter, few drinks, fall into bed after shusshing ourselves up the stairs. “Where is this relationship going?” “I don’t know. Down the pub?”

I wish you’d been here when Kitty was talking about blowjobs. She was being very funny about them. If you see them as something that’s got to induce orgasm, while you lie back, that’s going to take a long time and be neck-achingly difficult for her. I don’t see them like that. I think you should make it easy for a woman, (her sitting up in bed, you on your knees in front of her, for example), by getting her into the right position, and using it as only a form of foreplay rather than an end in itself. Cocksucking is something that should happen often, but only for a short while at a time.

Re the holiday – yes, I expect more break-ups and reconciliations before Madeira.

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: On the job

Mon, 05 May 2014 10:10:39 +0000

Let’s just see where all that honesty in your profile gets you.

Arbitrating = blog posts. Just something to consider.

I feel bad for women. Bl*wjobs must be awful. Especially if they go on for a long time. [Accidentally typed “blogjob.” Sometimes, they go on for too long, as well.]

I hope you go but the second week of September is ages away. Anything can happen between now and then.

looby [Member] in response to: On the job

Sun, 04 May 2014 12:04:35 +0000

TSB: Yes, I was feeling slightly buttoned up and prim, discussing rather iffy fantasies with my girlfriend. Glad we got through that.

Madeira’s cheap for what it is, but over here it starts at about 15-20 quid a bottle, and then the sky’s the limit.

DF: He only does it with women, that’s what I find partly irritating. After four years, I have zero patience with that scratched record any more. I’ll have to train Trina to follow your advice.

admin [Member] in response to: On the job

Sun, 04 May 2014 11:49:38 +0000

i get anxious when you mention Richard, and it makes me want to ditch the post and run away. Perhaps he needs an intervention, or some sort of behavioural therapy – tell him that when he goes on too long (ie: mentions) about his dead wife, you and all friends will slap him in the face and say “Get over it!” before leaving him alone. He will quickly learn, Pavlovian-style, that he has to quit it… Or he’ll take TSB’s advice…

Twisted Scottish Bastard [Visitor] in response to: On the job

Sun, 04 May 2014 02:58:22 +0000

Well, I’m glad this post is a bit more positive, I was getting a wee bit worried about imminent repression hitting you.

I think you should send Richard to meet with his late wife. 10g KCN dissolved in 100ml of sharp lemonade should do it… just tell him it’s a new Almond flavored special.

Madeira is nice. I do prefer it to port, and it’s normally cheaper if you can find a supplier.

Nice photo of you and your girls.

That blue-checked shirt really suits you, makes you look years younger.