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looby [Visitor] in response to: Don't come back a wanker

Tue, 01 Sep 2015 05:26:30 +0000

I wouldn’t mind having my toes sucked, but not by a bloke!

My man has rung me three times now trying to persuade me back to Burnley for the experience.

admin [Member] in response to: Don't come back a wanker

Fri, 28 Aug 2015 01:29:32 +0000

i ran into a foot man at work, of all places. He was so sincere in his admiration for a pair of leather boots i was wearing! The conversation continued, and he gradually opened up to me about his interests… i found it fascinating, although it really does nothing for me, either on the giving or receiving end. i appreciated his honesty, and sharing a glimpse behind his particular curtain…

In his continued efforts to enlighten me, he shared insights into more extreme games. Sending me a photo of a friend, he described the man as a “Well known area rug” - with “rug” being the term used for men who like to be walked upon… i don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard at the turn of a phrase!

furtheron [Visitor] in response to: Don't come back a wanker

Tue, 25 Aug 2015 13:07:12 +0000

I think it is a total requirement that anyone who stays for any time in London has to become a wanker. I try to stop myself but it can be hard work.

looby [Visitor] in response to: Don't come back a wanker

Tue, 25 Aug 2015 07:17:17 +0000

Well, Kim’s keeping it all for herself (and me of course). It was made illegal, following the usual lack of attention to the evidence, in April 2010 and there’s still plenty left! When my numbers come up I’m clearing that credit card for her. We’ve had a lot of fun on it.

The girl on the train is my middle daughter :) Remember her face because the photo’s coming down in a day or two under the Loobynet Privacy Code, chapter 4: Children.

People who say they want to see “real England” never get to places like Burnley. But that would be an enterprising destination for a tourist. You’d be welcome, but not if your trouser fabric ends above your ankles.

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: Don't come back a wanker

Mon, 24 Aug 2015 16:35:25 +0000

The ’something’ can be a revenue stream, now that it’s illegal. Forethought, indeed.

Your response was elegant. My grandma from Italy used to say, “Either shit or get off the pot.” So, you could’ve said that.

How do you lose your phone? A modern-day catastrophe. And a clever chap to text Trina. You and I would have done the same.

No. We don’t have long pants–oh, excuse me, trousers. Caw! Caw! Caw!

Who’s the girl with the ‘please-go-away’ look?

Have wished many time I could accompany you on your pub nights, but never more so than in Burnley. I’m off to Google map it.

Another fine show.

smallbeds [Visitor] in response to: Don't come back a wanker

Sun, 23 Aug 2015 09:36:51 +0000

I *know*; but permaculture, like toe-sucking, can happen anywhere!

looby [Visitor] in response to: Don't come back a wanker

Sun, 23 Aug 2015 09:03:46 +0000

Permaculture in Burnley? :)

smallbeds [Visitor] in response to: Don't come back a wanker

Sat, 22 Aug 2015 14:44:45 +0000

Bloody hell. I was watching a permaculture video the other day and the Offshoots project came up and I thought, “this isn’t the Burnley *I* remembered.” LITTLE COULD I PREDICT THAT A FEW DAYS LATER etc. etc.