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looby [Visitor] in response to: I fondle Kitty's undergarments

Wed, 15 Jun 2016 14:55:33 +0000

One advantage of not having a girlfriend is never having to go shopping.

Bike theft is a big problem round here. Lancaster has one of the lowest crime rates in the county but bike theft remains stubbornly resistant to the overall trend.

Furtheron [Visitor] in response to: I fondle Kitty's undergarments

Wed, 15 Jun 2016 14:35:09 +0000

I’ve found the only sure way to ensure continuous bike ownership is to simply leave it in my garage locked up. If I ride it anywhere I’ll be walking home!

I hate that point in the shopping trip when the wife says. Oh must pop into M&S I know I’ll follow her blindly into the lingerie dept not realising until I realise 20 other women are all looking at me like I’m a certain DJ celebrity of old. I normally then mutter… I’m off to Smith’s to look at magazines… see you outside there.

looby [Member] in response to: I fondle Kitty's undergarments

Mon, 13 Jun 2016 09:45:43 +0000

Tony – Trina’s gone somewhere warm for a few days so she might have been getting a bit excited about lounging around in the taverna, lucky girl.

Exile – If I knew who had pinched it, I wouldn’t bother with the police, I’d get one of my dodgy mates to smash his head in.

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: I fondle Kitty's undergarments

Mon, 13 Jun 2016 09:40:30 +0000

I just read in my journals about my friend Cindy having her bike stolen. A few weeks later, we were out walking in the east village and a Chinese delivery boy rode by on her bike. She had filed a police report with a description of the bike so she called the coppers. They came straight away and made the delivery boy give the bike back. Last I saw he was standing on a sidewalk with bags of Chinese food. I told Cindy that was a bit mean and she got mad at me. She said those guys know they’re buying stolen goods and he deserved what he got.

Tony [Visitor] in response to: I fondle Kitty's undergarments

Sun, 12 Jun 2016 09:20:24 +0000

Looks like Trina’s shag has gone to her head :-)

looby [Visitor] in response to: I fondle Kitty's undergarments

Fri, 10 Jun 2016 11:39:58 +0000

Yes, there’s lot of competition for the lowest of the low but it was particularly annoying as I’d just had some work done on it ready for summer.

Edmonton tea – I’m wondering whether she means the more sedate version favoured in north London or the racier Canandian one. Both are new on me.

J-P [Visitor] in response to: I fondle Kitty's undergarments

Fri, 10 Jun 2016 07:10:04 +0000

Oh, no. Cycle thieves are so fucking tedious. Like anyone’s ever likely to get much for a hot second-hand bike, unless it’s something posh and riskily traceable.

Sorry to hear about your woes. Maybe you should cheer yourself up by drinking Edmonton tea out of a beautiful lady’s underwired bra?