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looby [Visitor] in response to: Ambleside: an oral history

Sun, 11 Sep 2016 07:01:31 +0000

I’ll never have Wendy. Why does knowing that produce no effect on my behaviour?

Re the wanking on Debbie’s arse…at the risk of getting retrospectively arrested, I quite liked the idea of not asking permission for anything. I still find that quite a turn-on. Once you’ve established a relationship in which a general permission is granted, not asking for specific instances of that permission is quite arousing.

kono [Visitor] in response to: Ambleside: an oral history

Fri, 09 Sep 2016 20:13:16 +0000

Why is it that every time i read about Wendy i start humming that old Smiths tune… “i want the one i can’t have/ and it’s driving me mad/ it’s all over all over all over/ my faayayayayayace…”

Wanking on her arse before she’s awake, you’ve much more class than me sir, i’d have been poking her in the cheeks letting her know that John Thursday was ready for the morning ride, then again i am a crude Yank…

looby [Member] in response to: Ambleside: an oral history

Thu, 08 Sep 2016 06:35:22 +0000

Well, they’re not queuing up, but you’ve got a point.

Liverdrawer [Visitor] in response to: Ambleside: an oral history

Wed, 07 Sep 2016 20:09:06 +0000

Second best? She’s optimistic. I’d estimate Trina was at best eighth on your list. That’s not a criticism, just a statement.

looby [Visitor] in response to: Ambleside: an oral history

Wed, 07 Sep 2016 09:09:01 +0000

I know how naive this sounds, but business shouldn’t be all about profits when there’s people and homes and families involved (stop your titters at the back please).

You’ve hit on a good word there – “relented". I don’t want Wendy to relent, I want her to voluntarily, willingly, out of her own desire, to want me. That isn’t going to happen. She likes me as really lovely friend. It’s a way of stabbing you, whilst expecting you to have the social decorum to come up smiling.

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: Ambleside: an oral history

Wed, 07 Sep 2016 00:07:18 +0000

Firms sack you right before Christmas because it’s advantageous to get your ass off the books before year end. Paying a salary a few weeks into the year and then sacking you is poor fiscal policy.

Don’t you wonder if it would all go to hell if she finally relented? That happens, you know.

looby [Visitor] in response to: Ambleside: an oral history

Tue, 06 Sep 2016 19:50:00 +0000

I really don’t understand why firms can’t at least hold out till the New Year and then tell you.

This Wendy thing won’t do me any good though. I need to stop it (he says, weakly).

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: Ambleside: an oral history

Tue, 06 Sep 2016 17:41:42 +0000

I can’t believe I’m reading what I’m reading. It appears the lone wolf has found his she-wolf.

I was sacked right before Christmas. Worst episode of my life.