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looby [Visitor] in response to: Fucking Westmorland cunt

Sun, 22 Jan 2017 16:43:18 +0000

I always got the impression up there that Mr Crapper’s new-fangled apparatus wasn’t seen as an improvement over a hedge and a couple of dock leaves.

J-P [Visitor] in response to: Fucking Westmorland cunt

Sun, 22 Jan 2017 15:52:51 +0000

I imagine all the menthol in Kendal mint cake is good for settling the bowels. Perhaps they only ever use one sheet to wipe, and one to polish, and therefore cope perfectly well with a narrow-bore waste stack.

monkeyman [Member] in response to: Fucking Westmorland cunt

Thu, 19 Jan 2017 09:54:29 +0000

Normally there’s a trade-off between wanting paper strength and not wanting blocked pipes. Maybe water closets are not meant for Westmorland.

looby [Member] in response to: Fucking Westmorland cunt

Thu, 19 Jan 2017 07:51:51 +0000

Well there you go. I do hope it would be up to the rugged demands of rural Westmorland bottoms though.

monkeyman [Member] in response to: Fucking Westmorland cunt

Thu, 19 Jan 2017 05:40:16 +0000

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