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kono [Visitor] in response to: A friend in need is a pain in the arse

Thu, 08 Jun 2017 14:55:45 +0000

People, as a whole, fucking suck… the breadwinner once told me i was the hardest man she’d ever met, unable and unwilling to accept help, she’s right of course and that’s because if you need help you’re most likely fucked, the ones you think you can count on will be the first to flee and it usually ends up being the kindness of strangers that get you through, hence i’ve been lucky enough to not have to ask for much, i’m hoping things turn for you my friend, kind souls deserve the benefit of the universe, call it lucky breaks or good luck or what not, and while i think fuck all of the so-called silver linings i must admit i’m happy to see some of the luster wearing off Wendy, the cold and hard truth may not be the most comforting but when you realize what it is it’s strangely liberating… hopefully this makes sense, a few restless nights and too much ganja makes me daft sometimes…

looby [Visitor] in response to: A friend in need is a pain in the arse

Wed, 07 Jun 2017 20:29:25 +0000

Yes Homer, I think that house would be stomach ulcer central. Bet they only shit once a week.

Exile – I would only be there for two or three days at a time, but still people seem horrified at the idea of me sleeping in their houses. It’s really undermined a view I had had of my friends.

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: A friend in need is a pain in the arse

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 09:38:47 +0000

People say ‘things will be OK’ more for their own benefit than yours. They mean well but it’s a big leap to have someone move in for an indeterminate amount of time. They’re scared. This is the worst kind of luck. Keep us posted. Don’t just fall off the map.

Homer [Visitor] in response to: A friend in need is a pain in the arse

Mon, 05 Jun 2017 20:55:16 +0000

I second all reservations about that house. My god, they all sound so desperately EARNEST. The Simpsons clip where a middle-aged eco-warrior gets into an electric car “powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction” which then zooms off at top speed cones to mind.

There is a great deal of joy to be had in a takeaway pizza out the box in front of Take Me Out. The eco-wazzocks are missing out.

looby [Member] in response to: A friend in need is a pain in the arse

Mon, 05 Jun 2017 18:56:11 +0000

My situation is pretty dire, but not so abject as having to be interviewed by a bunch of self-congratulating people who bring a new meaning to anally retentive. No way.

When people assure me that things will be OK, it makes me clench, because I wish they’d share their confident knowledge of how that will be so, with me. It’s their use of the future tense that bothers me. There have been times lately when I’ve thought “yes, but what about tonight?”

isabelle [Visitor] in response to: A friend in need is a pain in the arse

Mon, 05 Jun 2017 18:44:48 +0000

Fucking hell, the vegan house sounds like utter hell. I expect they never lose their tempers and more than likely speak in HRI, beginning each sentence with , ‘So’.
I won’t be all sunny side up with you, it sounds like desperate times. I’m sorry, I hope you find somewhere soon x x