It’s a huge relief to have a place of my own – it’s not permanent but it might last a few months at least. I wish I could have exploited my wandering waif status in the same way as you, but my sex drive dried up when I was “of no fixed abode” and came back with a lovely wave of desire as soon as I got here. Wendy’s started looking almost unbearably desirable again, which is a mixed blessing.

And in the light of your last paragraph, you’re not working in any gaff I own :)

Been homeless myself years ago, all my possessions jammed in my best friends car as we couch surfed, i had particular help from certain women i knew at the time, my lost soul aura doing wonders in getting me fed and fucked, come to think of it i could use those powers again…

and i too marvel at the youth of today and their inability to do simple math without the aid of a calculator, i make the boyos do shit in their head, i used to work in a 7-11 years ago, i took the job so i could scam the register and rob the place blind and all that was predicated on my ability to add/subtract and keep track of numbers all in my head, using phone/adding device would have been a dead give away lol!! once again good to see a post, they’re never boring that’s for damn sure…

Here in England we use Urban Dictionary because we can teach you two words at the same time :)

Yes, I might try that bloke’s approach if I see the fittie from Blackburn again. “Excuse me, I’ve got a terrible pain in my shoulder. You couldn’t give me a quick handjob could you?”

A dislocated shoulder is a new one. Maybe I should employ that method. Begging never worked.

The Urban Dictionary definition of ‘fittie’ is someone who is ‘very shagable.’ This presumes you know what shagable is. It tickles me they use a slang to define a slang.