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looby [Visitor] in response to: Bristol -- London -- Paris -- Bergen -- Oslo -- Paris - Middlesbrough

Sun, 02 Dec 2018 18:17:16 +0000

Oh I’d love to have sex whilst on acid. I mean sex with someone else :)

Did seem odd, her not knowing about the author K. Perhaps it’s some kind of very specialist house they intend to set up. I had a phone call with her the following day and she was sound and intelligent, which made it even more baffling. There you go. What I will remember most is the fucking 10 quid pints.

kono [Visitor] in response to: Bristol -- London -- Paris -- Bergen -- Oslo -- Paris - Middlesbrough

Sun, 02 Dec 2018 14:50:55 +0000

Expensive bars are shite!! lol!! somewhere on the lounge i believe there is a tale about our young hero ripping high on lsd while sitting in a posh bar… and oddly enough this reminds me on an old girlfriend who thought she was Kate Pierson from the B-52s and used to drag me around to karaoke bars, where i had a tendency to eat acid and would sit grinning until i couldn’t take it anymore until i’d clandestinely slip out the side door and wander the streets until she found me and drove me home, usually with a quality shag in the back of her car, oh the things we do for lust ;)

and a Norwegian who doesn’t know Knausgaard? that’s akin to a fucking unicorn now innit?

looby [Visitor] in response to: Bristol -- London -- Paris -- Bergen -- Oslo -- Paris - Middlesbrough

Fri, 30 Nov 2018 01:19:56 +0000

I can believe you. All English people already know at least a hundred words in Norwegian and what with bits that one picks up from films etc I don’t think it would be that hard tolearn. It’s a pretty language too, friendly and a bit silly sounding.

Helen’s gone worryingly quiet, which I hope doesn’t mean she’s improving her Norwegian in prison.

Jonathan [Visitor] in response to: Bristol -- London -- Paris -- Bergen -- Oslo -- Paris - Middlesbrough

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 22:38:55 +0000

Next time you go to Norway Looby (assuming Helen lets you in/you want to go/the price of drink doesn’t put us both off).. take me with you. I can act as your translator, as I have it on authority of a good friend of mine and native of Chester Le Street that Norwegian is basically very strong Geordie dialect. He didn’t think he spoke a word of it till he got there but then spent a very pleasant weekend conversing in apparently native phrases such as ‘ahm gannin yem noo teh see me bairns’ and ‘a strite five pund for a pint- are yee kiddin noo marra?’. I might have made that second one up- its actually Swedish.

looby [Visitor] in response to: Bristol -- London -- Paris -- Bergen -- Oslo -- Paris - Middlesbrough

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 13:07:58 +0000

I love travelling. I love being in aiports, I love the feeling of being in a suspended time – or rather, out of time. If my numbers came up I’d just keep buying cheap airline tickets, getting past security, and just staying there, eating, drinking, writing and sleeping.

I missed my flight because I can’t work out how to use my posh so-called “smart” phone that I borrowed from work. I thought I’d put an alarm on for 4am but alarm there was none.

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: Bristol -- London -- Paris -- Bergen -- Oslo -- Paris - Middlesbrough

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 11:56:08 +0000

Your travel journals are the best. It’d be great if you monitized these. Do you like traveling or do you find it uncomfortable? I like it. My brother has never left the state of Ohio. It’s hard to believe we’re related.

How did you miss your flight?

looby [Visitor] in response to: Bristol -- London -- Paris -- Bergen -- Oslo -- Paris - Middlesbrough

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 10:15:58 +0000

She’s under a lot of stress and she’s earning hardly anything at the moment.

And the open mic night was far better than anything I’ve endured in England. They seem to have a bit of quality control in who they let perform, rather than it being a combination of a mental outpatients’ social centre and a place where incompetence on your instrument is no bar to being allowed to inflict your dreary pop covers on other people.

daisyfae [Visitor] in response to: Bristol -- London -- Paris -- Bergen -- Oslo -- Paris - Middlesbrough

Wed, 28 Nov 2018 22:50:47 +0000

Helen did not seem to appreciate your willingness to bankrupt your account to assist her in a time of trouble. Clearing out the wine was bad enough, but an OPEN MIC NIGHT?!? She owes you money for that…