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looby [Visitor] in response to: Just Say No

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 15:22:27 +0000

I trust you’ve got the industrial strength version of the beard trimmer and it won’t blow up in your hair half way. I tend to cut bits off mine as I go along. However, be sure your sins (against hairdressing) will find you out: last time I went to the barber’s he said “I wouldn’t hack at it if I were you.”

Glad you’ve been able to ditch the commute for a while. Mine’s not too bad as I read on the bus, although now every pole, button and the Used Tickets container which no-one uses, is fraght with danger.

Jonathan [Visitor] in response to: Just Say No

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 12:13:23 +0000

I’ve also been wondering how you’re getting on down there Looby so it’s good to read the latest. ‘Sexy, Miniskirted and Kind’ sounds like the sort of company you’d be wanting during a lockdown- agree with Scarlet on the crack though (although I think you’ve come to that determination already).

Thankfully I’m mostly working from home in my own trousers at present. I’m beginning to develop a Max Wall hairstyle though. God knows there’s going to be some sights for sore eyes queuing outside the barber’s shops the day they open up again… and I’m going to be one of them (unless, that is, I put the beard-shaving machine to some extracurricular use between now and then, which is looking more likely by the day).

looby [Visitor] in response to: Just Say No

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 08:54:17 +0000

Hello Exile! Good to hear from you. Likewise, I’ve been wondering how you’re all managing over there.

Crack’s best quality is its calming properties. It’s a lovely form of relaxation, but I can’t see how it’s worth the money.

I really enjoyed A Confederacy of Dunces. Ignatius is a very amusing bigot and creator of disasters. It was my first time with the book. It was suggested a while ago in our book club but I missed that meeting. I now recommend it to everyone.

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: Just Say No

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 10:06:41 +0000

Hello, sir. All good wishes to you. I’ve been wondering what your little hamlet must be like in these interesting times.

I’ve often wondered what crack is like. And heroin. And ecstacy. I’ll propably never know.

Was that your first read of A Confederacy of Dunces or a reread? What’d you think?

looby [Visitor] in response to: Just Say No

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 20:40:02 +0000

I know Scarlet. It’s been downhill since the days of brown ale and knotted hankies.

Scarlet [Visitor] in response to: Just Say No

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 09:56:07 +0000

Whatever happened to the good ‘ol days of socks and sandals?! Holey vest and rolled up trousers? Bloody Next, they have a lot to answer for.
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looby [Visitor] in response to: Just Say No

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 09:40:29 +0000

I mean these things. It takes someone as disarmingly blind to his own appearance as an Englishman, to wear these of his own volition.

Scarlet [Visitor] in response to: Just Say No

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 05:32:18 +0000

Yep, save your money - for food and such like.
What are these tubular shorts of which you speak?
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