Scarlet..you heard what the man said.. I’m pretty sure if you head over to my latest post you can still be The First To Comment (unlike in the halcyon days of 2005, when at this late interval after publication you would have found yourself way back in the queue of admirers, as in like fifth). If you wanted to then emulate our host and print off the whole damn thing back to 2004 then there will be a special crown for you, but mind you I’d be suggesting taking a day off from the dayjob if you were looking at that level of ambition (and you’d be joining a select group of people who I know print my posts off and read them in armchairs, presently made up by my mam, my sister, and our Looby. Discerning folk).

and isn’t it strange how as soon as one becomes “involved” with a woman other women seem to turn up expressing interest… i’ll never understand birds, though not to give too much away, i found out after the fact that i could have “dated” any number of girls working the stage at those clubs near my old gaff… i mean fuckin’ ell… good stuff as usual sir.