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looby [Member] in response to: Soft

Tue, 22 Apr 2014 18:34:07 +0000

I’d only be away for a month or so. Nothing to worry about. And think of the blog material I’d have.

We’re having a bit of a debate about Tom actually. He’s been a bit of twat towards Tess. He’s quite controlling, I think. More on this story later.

The Joy of Bex [Visitor] in response to: Soft

Tue, 22 Apr 2014 10:56:41 +0000

You’re way more tolerant than I am in a relationship, I’ll give you that :)

Please don’t go to prison. I’d miss you, and who would clean Tom’s shit off the toilet?! (Ew, by the way)

looby [Member] in response to: Soft

Sun, 20 Apr 2014 10:15:55 +0000

TSB: Well, it’s probably a dead horse, but we’ll flog it some more.

Yes, she had two bottles of wine, I had, I don’t know, wasn’t counting. 5 or 6 pints? For some mysterious reason the sex afterwards was lacking in a certain firmness.

Tony: Actually, looking the word up again, I realise I’m using it incorrectly, because we didn’t have any clothes on.

I’ll give you that fiver next time we meet :)

Tony [Visitor] in response to: Soft

Sun, 20 Apr 2014 07:19:02 +0000

Its great that I can increase my English vocabulary reading this classy blog.
Frottage had to look that one up.
Anyway I reckon I won my bet by 30 odd days unless non penetration doesn’t count. :-)

Twisted Scottish bastard [Visitor] in response to: Soft

Sun, 20 Apr 2014 04:25:46 +0000

The journey to perdition can also be very painful, and probably unnecessary.

Sorry Looby, but this no longer sounds like a doomed relationship, but a post-apocalyptic relationship.

Only two bottles of Chardonnay? just for her?
I hope you had at least 10 pints to stay matched…that could explain the flexibility.

looby [Member] in response to: Soft

Sat, 19 Apr 2014 17:35:48 +0000

Living without a car here is easy. Lots of people do it, and it’s not unusual.

No, you can’t blog from prison. I’ll put a notice up before my court date not to expect any responses for a while.

Yes, we’re doomed, but the journey to perdition can be pretty good.

Exile on Pain Street [Visitor] in response to: Soft

Sat, 19 Apr 2014 11:34:31 +0000

Not ever driving a car is quite a feat! Many, many people in New York City have never driven as well. Here in the States, outside of the bubble of NYC, you really can’t get by without one. Half the reason I stayed in NY for 20 years is that I didn’t have to drive. I hate it.

Can you blog from prison? That’s not one of my snide comments. I’m wondering.

If I worked through two bottles of Chardonnay and a few pints, I’d be laid flat for days. I’m afraid I’d be of no use whatsoever to Trina. Good that she met you in stead of me.

You two are my favorite doomed couple.