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I can’t stand being an older bugger. We look stupid chatting up someone half our age. I always regret it. Currently, I’m in a flirtation with a 42-year old. Seems more appropriate. Less shameful and desperate.
Sell the dryer! You could use the cash to buy more overpriced Malbec.
Have you written about your father’s dalliance? I’ll bet it was scandalous! Men can’t keep it in their pants. Not even the pious ones.
Why are you still diddling Trina? Oh…wait…see previous paragraph.
I actually don’t like when someone swoops in a fills my empty glass. I’ll control my own intake, thank you very much.
How did he fuck up his knee trying to off it? What method did he employ?
I’m in the middle of a short story collection by Murakami, which is just awful. One dull story after another. But I loved Wind-Up Bird. One of my favs.
FYI: Brooklyn Blast has no specific local meaning. Just two words that sound sporty when you say them together.
Still the best blog around.
I do even bother with the flirtatious comments to 40somethings now as they seem to spot I’m no good at it and actually I’m happily married..
Maybe my wife tells them telepathically somehow
Thanks Exile – but speak for yourself in looking stupid talking to younger women! We had a good natter and she wouldn’t have tolerated me if the situation had been awkward. Things are very straightforward and honest in the pubs I go to.
My Dad had an affair, but I think we’ll glide over that one. He was someone who tried to be a good man, which is more I can say for myself. And he (and his family) was punished far too severely.
I like it when you get your glass filled at a party. You’re still drinking at your own pace, but it’s a compliment to know that you’re being looked after.
The suicide man jumped off a building and landed on his knee. He’s schizophrenic and did it when he was low.
Thanks (I think) for the recommendation about the WUPBC. Will be interesting to see if we both like it.
F: Well why do you make them then? :)
I’ve got lovely visions of you two exchanging Murakami over two glasses of Tizer.
Preferably in a field somewhere, not overlooked, where it wouldn’t matter if one of her buttons accidentally came open.
“… Do you want a cheeky Tizer?”
K’s parents have a phenomenally well-stocked drinks cabinet at all times, but my father-in-law makes a point of announcing at the start of major social events, after the first round: “you know where the drink is; please help yourselves.”
I think it’s because he grew up in a household consisting otherwise entirely of women, with all the social demands of the period that that entails (o, the patriarch’s burden!) and is now fed up of standing up and sitting down purely to turn largesse into *demonstrable* largesse, not least because old age has brought with it occasional sciatica.
Personally that’s fine by me: I’m not going to quibble between Merlot, Malbec and Carmenere, frankly.
all of this! you are such a delicious, self-aware, conflicted intellectual! you’d completely wear me out with all of this complexity!
unlike your 27 year old gal, i adore older men! in fact, on the few occasions when i’ve been pursued by someone younger, i am dismissive, skeptical and adopt a classic Foghorn Leghorn “Go away, Son, you bother me!” stance… With the exception of a particularly sexy, 25 year old vixen, i’ve not bothered to even dip my toe in the water in the past few years… She was worth the dalliance…
(Oo, congrats on the anti-fracking win, by the way. Fingers crossed for the next one.)
SB: Yes, I can see how that might be a bit tiresome on the old joints. Kitty and Wendy are still young and nimble and it’s lovely how they look after you.
DF: Has your vixen got an English sister by any remote chance? :) I’m blessed with finding women my own age attractive. It’s a curse of many 50something men to want girlfriends much younger than them.
SB: Thanks – it’s far from over yet and the refusal of the planning permission at Roseacre has been allowed to overshadow the approval of “test drilling” for “seismic surveys” at the same site, which I suspect is a way of getting fracking into Roseacre by the back door.
We’re back at the Council on Monday to see what will happen about Preston New Road.
Looks like it’s been refused just this minute? https://twitter.com/NoFrackLancs/status/615464569713131521
Miraculously, yes, it has been refused. The atmosphere today when the news came out made even this hard-hearted man’s eyes go glossy.
We must be careful not to imagine that this is the end of the matter, since they have still passed a permit for “seismic testing” at the other site, Roseacre, and the Little Plumpton site about which I was revolting today, will go to appeal. But we’ve got this shit hot pro bono lawyer on it, who spent this weekend preparing legal advice which assured the Councillors that there were sound legal grounds on which they could refuse the application.
A small leftwing sherry was had this afternoon.
I scoured the film footage in the 10 o’clock news but couldn’t spot you!
How silly of them to edit out such a handsome leftwing man. I will do a report of my own this evening.
Poor Trina.
Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine.
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