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From behind

  Mon 30th July 2012
A bit of a disjointed this one. A quick wang on the accelerant to make me fit for tonight's soirée at the house of The Girl Who Only Wears Secondhand Clothes. more »
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Sleep

  Wed 25th July 2012
"Where are you going?" asked Jenny, as I made to leave after getting them their lunch yesterday. "To G---," I said. "To see Trina." "Is no-one going to look after us? Are we going to be left here all alone?" she said, self-mockingly. more »
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I like my children

  Mon 23rd July 2012
It might sound an obvious thing for a man to say, but in my case it took several years to like being part of a family. It took leaving Kirsty, who is a lovely, attractive, witty, clever, well-dressed, pisstaking woman. more »
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I give a glamour model a flapjack

  Fri 20th July 2012
I went to do my volunteer reception work at Really Late. I was sitting in with someone I hadn't met before. She looked like a girl from a 70s pop magazine. more »
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Afternoon tea

  Wed 18th July 2012
A woman who takes you to London deserves a nice tea.I burnt out my mixer on the frozen fruit for the Summer Pudding (fortunately right at the end), and in changing the sponges round in the oven I jerked one off the shelf and it all fell onto the flames. more »
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"Looby is a left-wing intellectual who is obsessed with a) women's clothes and b) tits." -- Joy of Bex.

WLTM literate woman, 40-65. Must have nice tits, a PhD, and an mdma factory in the shed, although the first on its own will do in the short term.


There are plenty of bastards who drink moderately. Of course, I don't consider them to be people. They are not our comrades.
Sergei Korovin, quoted in Pavel Krusanov, The Blue Book of the Alcoholic

I am here to change my life. I am here to force myself to change my life.
Chinese man I met during Freshers Week at Lancaster University, 2008

The more democratised art becomes, the more we recognise in it our own mediocrity.
James Meek

Tell me, why is it that even when we are enjoying music, for instance, or a beautiful evening, or a conversation in agreeable company, it all seems no more than a hint of some infinite felicity existing apart somewhere, rather than actual happiness – such, I mean, as we ourselves can really possess?
Turgenev, Fathers and Sons

I hate the iPod; I hate the idea that music is such a personal thing that you can just stick some earplugs in your ears and have an experience with music. Music is a social phenomenon.
Jeremy Wagner

La vie poetique has its pleasures, and readings--ideally a long way from home--are one of them. I can pretend to be George Szirtes.
George Szirtes

Using words well is a social virtue. Use 'fortuitous' once more to mean 'fortunate' and you move an English word another step towards the dustbin. If your mistake took hold, no-one who valued clarity would be able to use the word again.
John Whale

One good thing about being a Marxist is that you don't have to pretend to like work.
Terry Eagleton, What Is A Novel?, Lancaster University, 1 Feb 2010

The working man is a fucking loser.
Mick, The Golden Lion, Lancaster, 21 Mar 2011

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