Archives for: "September 2014"
The Opal of the West
Trina got into a strop the other day because she found my profile on the dating site, which inconveniently reports when you were last on it. more »
Worse case
"Yes I'd like to meet u asap. Worse case we might not fancy each other!" more »
My 24-hour grlfriend
Donna had been worryingly quiet for a few days; but at last, she sent a lovely, heart- and cock-melting email. more »
What is the purpose of your journey?
As I mentioned last time, my uncle died recently, so I had to get to Lewes, where my mum's family are from. I spent hours trying to get the fare down from the £300 it offered me on the National Rail website, before a much fuckier and drinkier option suggested itself. more »