Archives for: "March 2017"
Just ain't good enough
I am on a train from Glasgow and I am sat opposite a man who is a dead ringer for 70s and 80s soul superstar, Johnnie Taylor. I absolutely love Johnnie Taylor's singing, and I keep glancing at my fellow passenger, wanting to say, "go on Johnnie, do Just Ain't Good Enough and I'll do the backing vocals." more »
The road to nowhere
Did a bit of mystery shopping in Morecambe the other day. I had to pretend to be interested in buying a diamond ring. more »
Take me to a posh hotel and abuse me
I was telling Wendy about how Trina used to take me to expensive hotels and then, a day or two later, would turn on me, telling me how horrible and selfish I am. more »
I lose it in Glasgow
I'd arranged to go by myself to a new house music do in Glasgow. With less than a week to go, Trina invites herself along, thus dashing my perhaps over-optimistic hopes of a flirty evening with a flame-haired Caledonian stunna.
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