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Bicycle thieves
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I’m sorry about your actual bike being nicked, but that’s hilarious. Sometimes you’re a right daft apeth ! x x
I did feel a bit of a Charlie actually. And I feel a bit sorry for the lad whose bike I was hoping to liberate, who I left with a knackered lock with half the broken wires hanging out.
I always get nervous when you don’t post for a while. I know these are dangerous times and I start to imagine all sorts of horrible things happening to you. I almost sent you another check-in email. I don’t mean to intrude.
Feel a bit of a Charlie. …he would lamp me.
I come here for the exotic language.
A terrible feeling. Perhaps the golden rule is to look anywhere but within a couple of miles of where the bastards struck, but I’ve looked and looked and never got one back.
EOPS’s first paragraph goes for me too.
I often wonder if bicycle thieves realize that what they just nicked might be someones only means of transportation, had mine stolen years ago right out of my hallway when i ran upstairs to pull a quick tube with my friend, they got his too and his was some expensive college kid bike, bicycle thieves are right bastards…
Well played with the boss girl… and sorta realizing it wasn’t your bike? fucking priceless!! snogging an ex prossie? even more priceless!!
Thanks everyone! And sorry for the late reply but I haven’t got internet at my house yet.
I’ve now got a new bike – locked up using the D-lock that I used to secure the bike I wrongly thought I owned. I rang the police to ask if I could at least get the bloke a new lock but they can’t give out any details of third parties.
What would be really nice now would be for everything in my life to calm down for a while.
As renowned bike thief Terry Eagleton would say, every person rides a bike that cannot be owned because nothing was done to acquire it, and nothing can be done to be rid of it.
Well he was wrong then. Communal ownership my pedal.
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