Archives for: "February 2019"
An actress prepares
Esther cooked us a chicken curry, which I woofed down in the way that an alcoholic who gets most of his nutrition from beer will do when a plate of real food is put into his hands. "I'm working tomorrow," she says. "Better make sure he's still coming,"… more »
I enjoy a mainly settee-based evening
I was at a bit of a loose end on Sunday afternoon, so rang Esther. There was a man on her settee in a dressing gown. "I don't have much trouble with women. I mean, look at me." He reckons he's best mates with Midge Ure and is three degrees of separation… more »
Being (in bed with) a prostitute isn't much fun
In the pub an attractive middleaged woman is sitting by herself laughing at something on her phone at a volume that seeks to advertise her amusement. "Something's tickling you," I say, and she invites me to sit down. She tells me she's an offshore tax… more »
