Archives for: "April 2023"
Morecambe, where even the snails are homeless
The looby-Kirsty clan, being unable to get together at Easter due to the youngest being subject to French term times -- she's in Brittany doing an eight-month long bar survey, with a cover story about doing a French degree -- so we arranged Not Easter… more »
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My unsmiling dentist, her face close to mine, asks "do you snack?" in the same tone of voice she'd use if she suspected me of wanking on buses. She hacks at my teeth for what feels like a long time, bits of wet, fine debris flying out and landing on my… more »