Archives for: "April 2026"
I am prevented from both dancing and slithering
It was Mardi Gras at the hospital the other day. We had a couple of bariatric patients in. "Bariatric" (ancient Greek βάρος "weight", first OED citation 1966) is the polite medical term for "absolutely fucking enormous". It took six people to roll one… more »
Are you in your element?
I was asked that question by the male receptionist in my new job. He's outwardly friendly, but repeatedly pops his head round the door into the kitchen, saying nothing and walking away a second later. I feel checked up on; it's not part of his job and… more »
