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Your mild response to an adult woman, albeit one who never knew when to stop eating cakes, pissing on your floor is… astonishing. I would have Tasered the skank.
Yes, it did stretch my tolerance slightly. I just can’t dislike her. She’s weak, like I am. Unfortunately, weak in her bladder as well.
I may have mentioned this before but there was once a time when i’d piss myself at parties for money, i was living at the beach, the least i ever earned was around $30 and the most was $100, that was from my little Jewish landlord and ex-boss (he’d fired me twice) hearing stories about my antics, he wouldn’t let anyone else watch and i got my 100 first, i almost felt a bit unclean on that one except i needed the money, i told him for another 400 i could have pissed right on him, i laughed he called me a freak…
Ha ha…that’s one of the more unusual ways of earning a living! :)
I suppose while we’re on the subject, Trish (my fortnight-long affair of last September) – and I suppose the most out and out sexiest woman I have ever met – said that she’d like to sit on me facing me and for me to piss up her cunt and then we’d have to both lick each other clean. What a fabulous idea. She was something else.
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