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Whilst I am a man who drinks perry, I am not a Lambrini girl
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My mum, who is beyond lovely but has led a fairly sheltered life, confidently informed us this weekend that neither Turks nor Russians use deodorant. This is based on a local Turkish shopkeeper who has raging BO, and six Russian scientists she met at Sizewell power station in the 1970s.
A representative sample then! Steer me away from the Turkish man if I’m ever down your way and run out of carrots.
Maybe I should just dive in and talk to him more about it. Out of nowhere he said “It’s terrible this immigration. We’re being flooded, thousands of them coming in.” I couldn’t be arsed and said nothing.
There is an interesting debate to be had here. I don’t follow the Orthodox Liberal line on immigration. The separatism of many Muslim immigrants bothers me. The man next door but one speaks nothing but Gujerati, and he’s been here 47 years. Then there’s the economic problems associated with Eastern Europeans coming in to do the work which is refused by the white working class. I should engage with him a bit more maybe. All I can plead is that on the occasions when we’ve done this we end up in a disorientating maze of non-sequiters instead of an argument.
Having said that, Americans are a bit fat.
Well, horseshoes are good luck talismans, aren’t they?
You need to jot down all your father’s pearls of wisdom and post them to a blog. Something like that could easily result in a cable TV show here in the U.S.
Looks like you will be OK for a bit of Karaoke it appears to be on 7 nights a week.
Lets hope the horseshoe is lucky for you.
Not long for that Northern Soul.
Unbearable - Justin Halpern has got that market sewn up (Shit My Dad Says). My Dad doesn’t say anything of interest.
Tony - yes, am very much looking forward to it. It’s more Modern than Northern, you know? Anyway will be in touch.
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