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Disaster strikes

  Sun 30th October 2011
Denise came and sat next to me and her gorgeous blue-green, just above the knee, wrap-around skirt opened along her thighs as she sat down and crossed her legs. She was also wearing a maroon knitted cardigan with toggles as fasteners, black tights and lo… more »
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Carmen round the mountain

  Sat 29th October 2011
To my surprise, a debt collection agency accepts my offer to reschedule a debt. "Dear Mr Looby, Thank you for your letter of 14th October. We are prepared to accept your offer of £5 a month is respect of [a credit card]. Please find enclosed a standing o… more »
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Fortnight. Mary-Ann.

  Wed 26th October 2011
I'm a participant in an art project called Fortnight. Every day we receive text messages telling us to go somewhere to do something. We wear felt badges to signal ourselves to others and in which are contained little microchips which set off the machiner… more »
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Hyphenated

  Mon 24th October 2011
My first words to her were "I like your hyphens." In that way that English encourages so pleasurably, she described herself with neologisms made from nouns and adjectives that haven't ever gone together. more »
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Kitty in Kirkby

  Sun 23rd October 2011
Kitty texted to see if I was free for a couple of days. Kirsty gave the pronouncement I love to hear. "That should be alright".   more »
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"Looby is a left-wing intellectual who is obsessed with a) women's clothes and b) tits." -- Joy of Bex.

WLTM literate woman, 40-65. Must have nice tits, a PhD, and an mdma factory in the shed, although the first on its own will do in the short term.


There are plenty of bastards who drink moderately. Of course, I don't consider them to be people. They are not our comrades.
Sergei Korovin, quoted in Pavel Krusanov, The Blue Book of the Alcoholic

I am here to change my life. I am here to force myself to change my life.
Chinese man I met during Freshers Week at Lancaster University, 2008

The more democratised art becomes, the more we recognise in it our own mediocrity.
James Meek

Tell me, why is it that even when we are enjoying music, for instance, or a beautiful evening, or a conversation in agreeable company, it all seems no more than a hint of some infinite felicity existing apart somewhere, rather than actual happiness – such, I mean, as we ourselves can really possess?
Turgenev, Fathers and Sons

I hate the iPod; I hate the idea that music is such a personal thing that you can just stick some earplugs in your ears and have an experience with music. Music is a social phenomenon.
Jeremy Wagner

La vie poetique has its pleasures, and readings--ideally a long way from home--are one of them. I can pretend to be George Szirtes.
George Szirtes

Using words well is a social virtue. Use 'fortuitous' once more to mean 'fortunate' and you move an English word another step towards the dustbin. If your mistake took hold, no-one who valued clarity would be able to use the word again.
John Whale

One good thing about being a Marxist is that you don't have to pretend to like work.
Terry Eagleton, What Is A Novel?, Lancaster University, 1 Feb 2010

The working man is a fucking loser.
Mick, The Golden Lion, Lancaster, 21 Mar 2011

The Comfort of Strangers

23.1.16: Big clearout of the defunct and dormant and dull
16.1.19: Further pruning

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