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A literary miscellany

  Thu 6th October 2011

Some literary loose ends. As Smallbeds found out, it was in fact O'Brien's centenary yesterday. Smallbeds responds with his reasons for reading O'Brien and a couple of short essays to help you in. If you can get through At Swim-Two-Birds without your shoulders shaking in mirth at at least one point, I'll buy you a pint of Plain, or Thwaites, at your discretion.

The Oxford English Dictionary appears to be online now. At least, none of my several uses of it over the past few weeks have resulted in being asked for money.

I rest easy this morning because after a hiatus of several months, I have resubscribed to the London Review of Books. It's felt like being on the wrong side of a closed door, shut out from conversations far more interesting than mine.

I thought I'd save money and read it at the University, but it's term time now and the library is a din of overdressed Facebooking teenagers. No amount of visible bra straps and tight black miniskirts is enough to stop me wishing they'd shut the fuck up. The only times it's quiet is before 10am and after 6pm, when the Asian students silently sit with their books on Macroeconomics and Physiology, and the elderly man in genital-hugging cycling gear makes long notes in pencil about the social history of Lancashire.


My name is looby and I am a pedant. A future project is illiteratelancaster.com. Were the site starting today, we'd open with these.

Call for Works: Open Up North.
Open to what, the artist's cat?

Open Up North


Exhibition of polite and appreciative contemporary furniture

Complimentary furniture


4 comments

Comment from: nursemyra [Visitor]

It could have been worse - it could have said bridal leather

Thu 6th October 2011 @ 21:57
Comment from: [Member]

Brilliant, Nursey!

Fri 7th October 2011 @ 10:51
Comment from: heybartender [Visitor]

If you really want your head to explode, check this out: http://www.lonnymag.com

I’d love to know where the “editor” learned her craft. I started reading the “Meet Our Staff” section in the premiere issue, and then quit in disgust.

Tue 11th October 2011 @ 21:26
Comment from: [Member]

Which page? Wouldn’t mind that bloke’s suit on page 26 though :)

Tue 11th October 2011 @ 22:00


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"Looby is a left-wing intellectual who is obsessed with a) women's clothes and b) tits." -- Joy of Bex.

WLTM literate woman, 40-65. Must have nice tits, a PhD, and an mdma factory in the shed, although the first on its own will do in the short term.


There are plenty of bastards who drink moderately. Of course, I don't consider them to be people. They are not our comrades.
Sergei Korovin, quoted in Pavel Krusanov, The Blue Book of the Alcoholic

I am here to change my life. I am here to force myself to change my life.
Chinese man I met during Freshers Week at Lancaster University, 2008

The more democratised art becomes, the more we recognise in it our own mediocrity.
James Meek

Tell me, why is it that even when we are enjoying music, for instance, or a beautiful evening, or a conversation in agreeable company, it all seems no more than a hint of some infinite felicity existing apart somewhere, rather than actual happiness – such, I mean, as we ourselves can really possess?
Turgenev, Fathers and Sons

I hate the iPod; I hate the idea that music is such a personal thing that you can just stick some earplugs in your ears and have an experience with music. Music is a social phenomenon.
Jeremy Wagner

La vie poetique has its pleasures, and readings--ideally a long way from home--are one of them. I can pretend to be George Szirtes.
George Szirtes

Using words well is a social virtue. Use 'fortuitous' once more to mean 'fortunate' and you move an English word another step towards the dustbin. If your mistake took hold, no-one who valued clarity would be able to use the word again.
John Whale

One good thing about being a Marxist is that you don't have to pretend to like work.
Terry Eagleton, What Is A Novel?, Lancaster University, 1 Feb 2010

The working man is a fucking loser.
Mick, The Golden Lion, Lancaster, 21 Mar 2011

The Comfort of Strangers

23.1.16: Big clearout of the defunct and dormant and dull
16.1.19: Further pruning

If your comment box looks like this, I'm afraid I sometimes can't be bothered with all that palarver just to leave a comment.

63 mago
Another Angry Voice
the asshat lounge
Clutter From The Gutter
Crinklybee
Eryl Shields Ink
Exile on Pain Street
Fat Man On A Keyboard
gairnet provides: press of blll defunct, but retained for its quality
George Szirtes ditto
Infomaniac [NSFW]
The Joy of Bex
Laudator Temporis Acti
Leeds's Singing Organ-Grinder
The Most Difficult Thing Ever
Quillette
Strange Flowers
Trailer Park Refugee
Wonky Words

"Just sit still and listen" - woman to teenage girl at Elliott Carter weekend, London 2006

5:4
Bristol New Music
Desiring Progress Collection of links only
NewMusicBox
The Rambler
Resonance FM
Sequenza 21
Sound and Music
Talking Musicology defunct, but retained


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