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Archives for: "January 2012"


  Sat 28th January 2012
She doesn't like me being quiet for even a day or two. I sent her a brief email this morning with the subject "Silence Worry Avoidance Email" to reassure her about not reacting quickly enough to her email. more »

Here are the results from the Lancaster jury

  Thu 26th January 2012
I go to the doctor's ready to receive a well-meant homily about my drinking, and more worryingly, the results of a liver test. My attractive doctor crosses her legs in the same skirt she was wearing last time I saw her. more »

Domaine des Antonins

  Mon 23rd January 2012
Kitty came over on Friday. We went to see a play at the Dukes but bailed out after a 1 hour 40 first half with actors too fast-gabbling to prevent me drifting off. more »

Do not poke the tart

  Tue 17th January 2012
I sent her a text early one morning, just as something was rising: "I wish it were your fingers around my cock now." Oops. more »


  Wed 11th January 2012
"Just pop your trousers off would you?" more »

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"Looby is a left-wing intellectual who is obsessed with a) women's clothes and b) tits." -- Joy of Bex.

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There are plenty of bastards who drink moderately. Of course, I don't consider them to be people. They are not our comrades.
Sergei Korovin, quoted in Pavel Krusanov, The Blue Book of the Alcoholic

I am here to change my life. I am here to force myself to change my life.
Chinese man I met during Freshers Week at Lancaster University, 2008

The more democratised art becomes, the more we recognise in it our own mediocrity.
James Meek

Tell me, why is it that even when we are enjoying music, for instance, or a beautiful evening, or a conversation in agreeable company, it all seems no more than a hint of some infinite felicity existing apart somewhere, rather than actual happiness – such, I mean, as we ourselves can really possess?
Turgenev, Fathers and Sons

I hate the iPod; I hate the idea that music is such a personal thing that you can just stick some earplugs in your ears and have an experience with music. Music is a social phenomenon.
Jeremy Wagner

La vie poetique has its pleasures, and readings--ideally a long way from home--are one of them. I can pretend to be George Szirtes.
George Szirtes

Using words well is a social virtue. Use 'fortuitous' once more to mean 'fortunate' and you move an English word another step towards the dustbin. If your mistake took hold, no-one who valued clarity would be able to use the word again.
John Whale

One good thing about being a Marxist is that you don't have to pretend to like work.
Terry Eagleton, What Is A Novel?, Lancaster University, 1 Feb 2010

The working man is a fucking loser.
Mick, The Golden Lion, Lancaster, 21 Mar 2011

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