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Red card
Mary-Ann sends this.
Lovely sexy missive with it as well. Just need to stay out of jail now in order to enjoy its suggestions.
Should probably send Kev a disambiguating text, as I might have given the wrong impression when I said "I would love to suck a man's cock" and then proceeded to snog him for a couple of minutes down an alley. It was a five-pint snog, that's all.
I've just been on the phone to the bank.
Could you confirm the first line of your address please?
--[address].
I love you.
And can you just confirm your date of birth?
--[date of birth]
I love you.
I think someone's in the bank's call centre has just won a bet.
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“F-Ron", I like that. Reminds me of a line from a Gil Scott-Heron track in which he has a character called (something-)Ron, which I can’t remember now. [Edit: It was something to do with the firm, Enron].
All went well with Kev yesterday. We’ve put a new lock on that door. Nowt said, best way.
and you wonder why I thought you were a lesbian……….??
the bob…? the red lipstick…? the age of aquarius? something has caused a seismic activity in my romantic chart….
You sure you weren’t hallucinating from illegal Brazillian medications?
I’m a big Anglophile. Love all things British. But I can’t abide by the colloquialism “snog.” It makes it sound unsanitary.
YAH: I can assure you that (Louise Brooks bob)+(red lipstick)=admiring glances.
Pretty much universal male eye-tugger, IME. Good luck with it all. Just in time for Spring!
TSB: No. Not at all. They were Venezualan.
UB: I like the word, it sounds all intimate and cosy and happy.
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