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  Tue 14th February 2012

Mary-Ann sends this.

Mary-Ann's valentine card to me

Lovely sexy missive with it as well. Just need to stay out of jail now in order to enjoy its suggestions.

Should probably send Kev a disambiguating text, as I might have given the wrong impression when I said "I would love to suck a man's cock" and then proceeded to snog him for a couple of minutes down an alley. It was a five-pint snog, that's all.


I've just been on the phone to the bank.

Could you confirm the first line of your address please?
--[address].
I love you.

I thought that I'd heard that wrong.

And can you just confirm your date of birth?
--[date of birth]
I love you.

I think someone's in the bank's call centre has just won a bet.

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