Unfortunately, on this occasion

Life sadly is often in a word shite

Ever considered a career change? Gigalo perhaps?

I’ve considered escorting from time to time.

By the way I’m very sorry for the months-old omission in not linking to you. Corrected now. You’re in very good company, in between Get To The Pub (for a lemonade :) ) and Hestia’s lovely Larder.

i almost wish professional interviews were conducted in the blind – interviewees in a booth, with one of those voice changer things, so the interview panel wouldn’t know age, race, gender or disability…

Don’t go looking for who got the position. To what result? It’ll end in hatred. Do your chant. Let it go. Ommmm…

I’d have even liked the chance to have an interview! I think that there’s a bit of ageism going on. It’s not the first time I suspect they never go further than the box in which it asks for my date of birth. And asking for feedback is pointless. Not happy.

I’m going to find who got it simply because at some point they need to answer a Freedom of Information request about their recruitment practices, broken down by age and gender.

am having rubbish day……now am laughing i thank you….I can’t quite put my finger on it, maybe it’s the tone, whatever it is you do make me smile!!

the role may have been filled internally. It happens with jobs we advertise too.

The curse of the Internal Applicant! I would of course be complimenting such a system were I her.

You’re obviously over-qualified for this post, and yes, even any slightly humorous remark results in a serious mark-down. **very bitter experience**

Try for a special shag with M-A.
Suggest somehwere really romantic and secluded (Morecambe?) and proceed to bonk both your brains out.
Either kill or cure.

I hope that Neil is a gentleman and doesn’t “kiss and tell”

M-A…. I wish I could meet someone local who I can go to the pictures or go out dancing (especially go out dancing) and then go back and have a nice night of frisky fucking which might work, but we’ll just laugh and enjoy eaach others’ body anyway. Can’t do that in Lancaster though.

Fuck, this should be a post on its own.

It should. I’m really curious about the Women of Lancaster. Are they ALL so undesirable/unsuitable?

You eliminate the ones who don’t fancy you, or the other way around: that lops a huge percentage off. You eliminate the married or spoken for, since most women in their 40s to early 60s, are taken.

Obviously you discount the clean living, the Christians, the teetoallers, the depressives.

Then you eliminate the ones who want you to be tall, have money and a career. I am “none of the above".

From the almost infinitesimally small number remaining, you then eliminate the nutcases who, for example, a few months in, go through your phone and send horrible texts to a friend.

And you find there’s no-one left. I’d love to be proven wrong but I’ve been looking for a girlfriend round here for years. It’s a shame. A local girl would be great.

Maybe you’re being a bit picky? (ducks)

I want a clever, literate, gorgeously fuckable, outgoing, chatty woman 30-63ish who is as dirty as fuck, in thought, word, and deed. I think that’s a reasonable request. I realise that other people think that’s over-ambitious. But even a much scaled down version of that list is impossible here - I know because I have tried for years and years - and I don’t want someone who’ll do, a compromise girlfriend.