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  Mon 5th March 2012

Me, my new business partner and his girlfriend, are down the pub to discuss the details. I'm dreading this. How will I afford it? -- isn't paying for anything, neither is --. How can I take money off the gorgeous sexy poor girls, who are my friends (the biggest compliment I can give anyone)?

I walk round Wilko, chemical scents advertised as natural, to while away the time till one o'clock. What am I getting myself involved in? His contact has been convicted for murder.

We went down the pub. I was conscious of my hands and what they might say, but it gradually eases. He rings his contact up and calls him a black bastard, a twat. It's all chatty and banterish. He passes the phone to my old classmate from Heysham. "Hello you black bastard," she says, with a broad smile on her face. We three get on laughingly, attracting the poorly secreted attention of the pub, who know we're up to something.

New Business Partner can't really handle his drink. Switches like that after two bottles, but wants a third. She talks him out of it. I want to talk to her. She's into jazz-funk, like me, and mentions a Wilton Felder track, the citing of which makes me sit up. Not many women know who Wilton Felder is. They get into a bit of a domestic. I'm off to the loo to let it fizzle out.

When I come back he's gone. "Where's he gone?" I say. "He's just fucked off. He's got no keys," she says. "But he won't be able to get in," I say. We talk for a bit. "He takes it all out on me. In public, he's friends with everyone." I wonder whether he hits her.

We sat together and had the best ten minutes of the afternoon. She finished her wine and me my beer. "I'm going to get off now," she said, "because otherwise I'm going to end up sleeping with you."

We kissed with exactly coded decorum, on the cheek. "The thought has fleetingly crossed my mind," I said.

Me and new mate are off to Nottingham on Friday to meet a murderer. But I'm sure he's a very nice man really.

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