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Archives for: "May 2012"

Girlfriend I'll never have

  Wed 23rd May 2012
Because I really really need you to pay me this money before I go to Italy. more »
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Le Havre

  Tue 22nd May 2012
Just a quick one because it's a massive night in the English cultural calendar this evening--the Eurovision Song Contest First Semi-Final. more »
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Awkward

  Mon 21st May 2012
The new girl, Gail, moved in on Thursday. Mid-twenties, English, long straight black hair. Tight black miniskirt and black tights; has a nice bust and shows it, unbuttoning a dark blue blouse to just beneath her tits. Despite all this, I'm not in the sli… more »
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Look at me

  Sat 19th May 2012
Got the girls off to bed and made it to the offy with about five minutes to go. Buying my cider, I notice a man from my bookgroup, buying a bottle of wine and some Polish lager. more »
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Julie is working for the police

  Thu 17th May 2012
Kathryn egrets that she "forgot" that we were supposed to be having a jolly night at the pictures watching Into The Abyss by that master of central European comedy, Werner Herzog. more »
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"Looby is a left-wing intellectual who is obsessed with a) women's clothes and b) tits." -- Joy of Bex.

WLTM literate woman, 40-65. Must have nice tits, a PhD, and an mdma factory in the shed, although the first on its own will do in the short term.


There are plenty of bastards who drink moderately. Of course, I don't consider them to be people. They are not our comrades.
Sergei Korovin, quoted in Pavel Krusanov, The Blue Book of the Alcoholic

I am here to change my life. I am here to force myself to change my life.
Chinese man I met during Freshers Week at Lancaster University, 2008

The more democratised art becomes, the more we recognise in it our own mediocrity.
James Meek

Tell me, why is it that even when we are enjoying music, for instance, or a beautiful evening, or a conversation in agreeable company, it all seems no more than a hint of some infinite felicity existing apart somewhere, rather than actual happiness – such, I mean, as we ourselves can really possess?
Turgenev, Fathers and Sons

I hate the iPod; I hate the idea that music is such a personal thing that you can just stick some earplugs in your ears and have an experience with music. Music is a social phenomenon.
Jeremy Wagner

La vie poetique has its pleasures, and readings--ideally a long way from home--are one of them. I can pretend to be George Szirtes.
George Szirtes

Using words well is a social virtue. Use 'fortuitous' once more to mean 'fortunate' and you move an English word another step towards the dustbin. If your mistake took hold, no-one who valued clarity would be able to use the word again.
John Whale

One good thing about being a Marxist is that you don't have to pretend to like work.
Terry Eagleton, What Is A Novel?, Lancaster University, 1 Feb 2010

The working man is a fucking loser.
Mick, The Golden Lion, Lancaster, 21 Mar 2011

The Comfort of Strangers

23.1.16: Big clearout of the defunct and dormant and dull
16.1.19: Further pruning

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