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Girlfriend I'll never have
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oh, the Irish… i’m going to miss my Irishman. his primary woman is moving here from Dublin, so our arrangement will be over soon. But lord, it has been a very fine four years…
Glad it’s been a good four years. It’s nice warm weather here at the moment and boy could I do with an “arrangement"!
If the money isn’t there, cut her loose. Grifter.
Would love to see a pic of Linda. Don’t give up the ship! You never know…
Accents slay me, too. I was seeing a girl from Nottingham for a while who was terrible to me but my legs turned to water when she would say my name.
I would be really embarrassed to be a week late with the rent - the brass neck of her! I hate to say it, but I’ve got a feeling you might be kicking her out on your return from Italy.
You couldn’t get Seriouscrush to do your dirty work while you’re away, seeing as it’s her house ‘n’ all..?
UB: you’re sick in the head, boy. The East Midlands accent is foul.
I’ll leave it now–I’m not texting her any more. If the money’s not there, she’s out on her arse when I get back. In fact I feel like telling her to fuck off now.
I’m not getting Seriouscrush involved. Well, I will have to I suppose. I’m postponing a very awkward phone call to her which says I can’t pay the rent this month because of this tosser. Fuck me, this not how I planned it, especially not on the eve of going to have my big holiday with the girls.
In fact, why don’t I grasp the nettle now and tell her to move out. Yes, I will do that. Thank you commenters!
“Gillian, I’d like you to move out by the time I get back from Italy on 9 June. I don’t want you to put the rent in my account, I want you to move out. If you’ve already done so I will refund it as soon as I get back.”
Anyway–Eurovision Song Contest second semi final, a lovely ex girlf, equally lovely daughters, corner shop plonk, holiday to look forward to and sod you Gillian!
Get Gillian Gone, Giving Gigantic Grief.
But no bloody dosh.
Love the Irish. Redhead?
The best German putdowner was as follows.
In Glasgow Central station, a Mum skelps (spanks) her kid for being a pain.
A passing German tourist stops and says
“In Germany we do not hit our children”
The wee Glasgow woman replies
“Aye, maybe, but in Partick we don’t gas our Jews”
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