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Sighted date

  Thu 3rd May 2012

The widely-used conventions popularised by Rusbridger (1997) have been adopted in this article.

Cliff on Gillian

Before the date, what were you hoping for?
Overwhelming intellectual and sexual attraction. We leave the drinks unfinished and I try to maintain a straight face at reception as I ask whether they have a room available, now.

First impressions?
She seemed completely relaxed about the situation. A cool hello as she walked in and went round to the other side of the table. I stood up and leant slightly towards her; she sat down without a handshake or a kiss. Good clothes, layers of grey wool. Attractive hair, in an undyed browny-ginger mess. Posh, with a accent derived from class rather than geography.

What did you talk about?
The problems of looking after stroppy adolescent daughters; the prickliness of the teacher on the same acting class we did a couple of years apart; how depressingly unintegrated Blackburn is; her dating disaster with the man who stank and who provoked a faked rescue mobile phone call, and the story someone I met told me about a man who disapeared for a long time, then came back apologising but he "just had to go for a rub."

Any awkward moments?
None that I was aware of.

Good table manners?
It's difficult to go wrong with a blackcurrant and soda and a sparkling water.

Best thing about her?
She's a bullshit-free zone. I didn't feel anything was hidden and she had no trace of that widespread female trait of talking in code.

Would you introduce her to your friends?
No-one I go out with would ever be a secret, but I can't imagine she'd get on with most of them. She'd find them too vulgar, drunken, or reckless.

Could she meet the parents?
It's none of their business.

Did you go on somewhere?
No. She had an acting class and it was coming to a natural conclusion.

And... did you kiss?
No. The lack of anything physical seemed to be tacitly understood early on. We stood a yard apart on the hotel steps and said goodbye.

If you could change one thing about the afternoon, what would it be?
I wish we could have got drunk. You don't know someone until you've done that.

Marks out of 10?
It's not a situation to be assessed quantitively, but it was a pleasant afternoon, and that's not what I'm after.

Would you meet again?
We might run into each other at the theatre.

7 comments

What an eminently satisfying meeting, handled with the cool decorum we all expect from such a gentle person as yourself.

The lady sounds very attractive, if a shade on the cool side, but that is probably to be expected if you recounted the tale of the man who ‘had to go out for a rub’

For all of your self-evident expertise in these matters, it may just have been rushing it a tad.

I definitely don’t wish to be critical in the smallest fashion, so you were probably right, and I was wrong.

If I could possibly make a suggestion, why don’t you buy a couple of tickets to the next suitable theatre production and casually invite her along.

I would suggest that something light would be suitable. Maybe by Brecht or even Buchner.

Try moving up to apple juice or even Babycham as an interval drink. Show her your undoubted sophistication, and have an absolutely lovely time.

Bless you both.

Thu 3rd May 2012 @ 10:45
Comment from: [Member]

there’s either a spark or there isn’t. seems to me there isn’t. she might make a fine companion for theatre, but you might find yourself weighing your words (again)…

on the bright side? neither of you felt compelled to make the rescue call.

Thu 3rd May 2012 @ 11:45

If you had both gotten drunk right away, would that really have pleased you? Shouldn’t that take place during a subsequent meeting?

I disagree with Miss daisy. Chemistry can creep up in a second or third meeting. It isn’t always so spontaneous.

All of my greatest affairs were with actresses. God, I love them. And there’s a ton of them here in New York. They’re all very pretty and very needy which is, apparently, my type.

Thu 3rd May 2012 @ 12:28
Comment from: young at heart [Visitor]

I met a bloke-off-the-internet and although I didn’t think there was any spark for either party didn’t say no when he suggested we meet again….tall, full head of hair, he defends poor people in court if I didn’t want him I know plenty who would and was planning to introduce him….so imagine my surprise when we met up last week and my heart skipped a beat….not sure how’ll feel next week but never say never!!

Thu 3rd May 2012 @ 13:56
Comment from: [Member]

I could invite her to the theatre but as DF says she’s one of these people I’d end up censoring myself all the time. She’s too posh for me; I like some rough edges in my birds.

OK, maybe not get plastered on the first date, but as Korovin says in the book mentioned in my permalinks: ““When someone is asked his opinion of another person, the answer is often, ‘I don’t know, I haven’t drunk with him.’”

YAH: That’s excellent news! I can imagine you and a crusading lawyer. Maybe he’ll show you some of his pro bono briefs.

Fri 4th May 2012 @ 14:12
Comment from: jody brettkelly [Visitor]

Hi nice to meet you, came through Girl’s Guide. You get the prize for most original blog. And as most of my traffic comes from my post on Julie from the Love Boat I think you’re onto something with your headline…

Fri 4th May 2012 @ 18:39
Comment from: [Member]

Gosh Jody I must say yours is the most glossily empty blog I have read for a long time. To have such a love for moneyed surfaces and polish, glinting a millimetre deep. I’m glad it’s not me.

Fri 4th May 2012 @ 20:36


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