Archives for: "December 2014"
My teetotal mother tries porter
Drinking three pints of Yorkshire Porter at 7%, followed by a pint of Katy cider at 7.4% was possibly not the most inspired decision when going on a day out with the extended family, none of whom drink. more »
Anything you want
"I can't be doing with any..." He doesn't have to search long for the completion. "I just want some slag that'll do owt." more »
A nice number
Trina had found a dress in a charity shop that consisted of a dark red diaphanous outer layer down to her calves, over a black one which ended just below her knee. more »
The Elephant in the Room
The Christmas mood is upon Lancaster, everyone giving up any pretence and drinking a great deal, even by English standards. Here, it's not being able to pay my rent, and dealing with this by having another pint. more »
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