Archives for: "June 2016"
"We will never win the Eurovision Song Contest again"
I'm in a crowded pub in Loughborough, pleasantly dazed with tiredness with my second pre-5am start in 48 hours. more »
Cats and the Irish avantgarde
Kim's here for the weekend. Her dog pissed on my trendy G-Plan chair and over the hem of two of her dresses which were draped over it. more »
I fail to achieve an erection
This really is alcoholism. Buying a bottle of wine at quarter to fucking eight in the morning. more »
I fondle Kitty's undergarments
I'm not sure how I agreed to take some faulty bras of Kitty's back to Debenhams, but I did. more »
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