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Black pudding
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Surprise urban exploration! By which I don’t mean your encounter with an attractive gentleman with his phone in one hand and cock in the other.
Sounds like it’s just been suffering from a lack of footfall. By which I don’t mean etc. etc. But that nearly did for the park near us, which is why we try not to grumble when it’s full of yelling kids playing footy-football. Just don’t zorb anywhere near me, you cunts.
I wasn’t quite expecting that to autocomplete with my full name. Ah, well. Future employers please note despite the previous I am a team player and very keen.
As you may or may not know, i’m a pussy man, i love cats, you should have said it ran away, i bet that cat ever gets out and you’ll find him sitting on your back porch purring away…
And i do admire the quick thinking when the worker asked what you were doing there, most people would have choked, you aced it, didn’t blink and went right on doing what you came to do… in my wasted youth my friends and i used to drop acid and hop a fence in the Coventry section of Cleveland (actually Cleveland Heights), we’d walk down this street and little old ladies would be standing on their porches speaking Italian and we’d climb over the wall and wander through this huge cemetery, Rockefeller and President Garfield were buried there, i remember pissing on/near one of their graves, i’m guessing Rockefeller, oh the wine of youth…
I’m with kono, I hope the cat makes it way back to you. I don’t like the idea of cats not being allowed out and doing what they like to do.
I’ve yet to visit Morcombe. I heard a thing on radio 4 the other week about walking the sands there, it sounded lovely.
( much lovelier than Blackpool which I had to visit last week …. That seemed such a grim depressing place, but perhaps that’s more of a reflection on me, the older I get, the less I want to be around all that grimy bling)
I’ve said it before, but oh , poor Trina.
Hello everyone, sorry for the delay in responding but I broke my computer.
J-P:
In fairness to the Council, the costs involved in putting some of the vandalism and rough sleeping to rights were something that just can’t be found in their exiguous budget. Still rankles though. Volunteers could open it and sit there knitting or something.
Sorry about the auto-complete in your name. This version of b2evolution is getting old and unpredictable.
kono:
Yes, I did think of stealing the cat. It’d be far happier with me.
I love urban exploration. Me and the youngest have a slightly illegal thing planned for next time. It’s a bit more of a challenge though. More on that later.
isabelle:
Blackpool, oh dear.
Walking across the sands is one the most exhilarating things you can do without taking (many) of your clothes off. If you ever fancy company doing it let me know. You’d love it, I know.
And I’m hoping Fuckwit Ex-Lodger finds the cat gets too much and asks us to take it back.
P.S. “Morecambe".
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