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Trina gets horny in Yorkshire
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Leaving Trina unsatisfied is not good for either of you, try mixing sildenafil and Port next time.
Tell her not to bother about forgetting things, once one is past 30, it will occasionally happen, tell her to learn to live with it, and get and use a diary.
I do like drinking too, but I realised last month that the drink had too strong a grip, and so decided to completely abstain for at least the next year.
I wouldn’t use cock-hardening tools on Trina. It’d be too mechanical.
I’m sorry to go on, but there’s another woman who gets my cock hard by just being herself (but especially when she takes hold of the hem of her dress when she’s dancing — fucking hell).
I have my grip on drink, not the other way round. I don’t want to give it up and the redemptive monologues of the converted aren’t attractive to me. The life that sobriety offers bores me to tears and would have me climbing up the walls and tearing my hair out within days, so well done you if you’ve managed to avoid that.
Would you fashion this into a saleable narative if you knew she’s sleep with you after you signed a publishing contract? I believe your work ethic is subject to negotiation.
Who, Wendy? There’s no chance of her ever sleeping with me, book or no book.
The trickier issue would be having to write Trina out of it somehow.
“hard of cock and Wendyless” sounds like something out of an X-rated Peter Pan, brilliant… and the whole bit about “i love drinking. I love taking drugs.” Spot on. I don’t drink as much as i used to but i still love my illicit substances, some i’ve sworn off but unless you know you don’t know and you sir know.
That girl turns me on. Every time I see her it’s like the first time. She’s incredibly sexy and I cannot tell you how much I want her in bed with me. I really must do something about this in 2017. Give up, basically. Far easier said than done when she’s such great company. My description of my best potential girlfriend would be exactly the same as a description of her.
I should cut down the drink a bit. As if that’s going to happen. I don’t want it to happen.
Happy Christmas kono, and all my readers and commenters. Enjoy this couple of weeks of licence.
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