Archives for: "April 2018"
A good spread
Being in Wetherspoons on a weekend afternoon makes me wonder whether Herod is an unfairly maligned historical figure. The adults, though, are endlessly amusing. "Look at the size of that fucking arse," said a woman, as shards from a nearby glasshouse… more »
Hemel in whatever Rotherham is in Latin
A chilly train from Carlisle to Newcastle, on my way to stay with my mum in Middlesbrough. The ochre sandstone houses of the Borders with their lipped, white-painted lintels. more »
April showers
I had a shave in preparation for an internet interview for a TEFL job in Krakow, spotting my jawline with a dozen toilet-papered cuts. more »