Archives for: "December 2011"
Mummy's new boyfriend
I acquired three teenage daughters on Christmas Eve. Melanie is the stroppiest by far. We only had one spat, when she repeatedly told me to "shut up" last night, after her frustration that I couldn't repair their computer immediately more »
Supply convoy arrives
I know that when most people say "I haven't got any money," it's more a phatic than a factual statement, but I have had to think carefully in the past forty-eight hours about how to get through Christmas with absolutely no money. more »
You have insufficent funds for this transaction
I get home and the house is as much of a hothouse as I left at 10am, Stefan leaves the heating on all day, running up a bill in the hundreds - seven is my guess - of which I will have to pay a third, while he does glorified Technical Drawing in the kitch… more »
Things to do whilst wearing clothes
I was an hour late due to our useless railway system. Given the past few days' turbulence courtesy of Little Miss God of Loughborough's intervention, I'd practised a joke, but was unsure if was wise to start by opening with "Mary-Ann. There is one more b… more »
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