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Cunt has had its edge blunted somewhat by over-use and is largely obsolete as an insult. [Remainder of comment edited out by looby, 10.32am]
I had something to say and then I read Lord Lurkin’s comment and now I’m struck dumb
I was going to say you lucky bastard, but after reading Lod Lurkin’ I can only hope it was extremely bad constipation.
Oh dear, steady on LL. I can think of better images with which to begin a weekend.
The word “cunt” can’t be used as an insult anyway, because you’d be saying “You’re a beautiful part of a woman’s body and a source of endless pleasure.”
Actually LL I’m going to take an executive decision here and delete the latter part of that sentence. It’s rather unpleasant.
having a battle with my 16 year old daughter using it repeatedly to refer to a particular knobhead who really should be in her past now…
As Oscar Wilde advised, “Turn the other cheek. Nothing irritates your enemies more.”
Yesterday, my 13-y-o daughter Fiona said “There’s someone in our school with hair like that. He looks like a twat.”
Which stopped me in my tracks and provoked a sharp intake of breath. I told her that I do not want to hear that word from her mouth again. I don’t think she quite grasped its register, and probably thought she was saying something like “dick".
Do as I say and not as I do, etc.
Mea maxima culpa. Lady Lurkin’ frequently needs to remind me that not everybody shares my vile sense of humour.
I have acted with all the grace and charm of a three day old globule of pig semen, encrusted onto the greasy, matted chin hairs of lonely country girl, and for this I can only apologise.
Blimey, I wish I’d read the comments sooner now to see what I’ve missed !
Oh and ooo-la-la too. Will you be meeting her?
That’s OK LL - I’ve said things of a similar quality in public. Thanks.
Isabelle - I am following up la francaise in the hope of a bit of entente cordiale.
yeah…….. are you sure ’she’ is all she says she is……… call me a cynical sceptic but something doesn’t sound quite right….so good luck out there!!
Don’t know really - you just have to take people at face value. Anyway, as later development have shown, it’s all theoretical.
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